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[miraculls]

[So it seems like there's been a lot of drama and hurt feelings lately! Gamzee doesn't really get it, but you know what's fun? Parties and dancing and getting to hang out with your friends all night are fun! Surely this will be a great way to cheer everyone up! And okay, there's some kind of weird human thing about only going to hiveapproaching dances with one person, but that does not sound like it would be as much fun as going with lots of people, so clearly humans just have no idea what they're talking about.]

Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?

So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?

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[cullscuttlefish]

No. I'm still reeling about everything. I don't have a dress, and my aquatic bladder's just not in it.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm sure we can be all getting our claws on a dress if we look hard enough. [more gently] 'sides, it might help take your pan off shit, you know? No roms or nothing, just a bunch of friends getting our groove on. I hate seeing you all down like this.

[cullscuttlefish]

[She sighs. On the one hand? No-roms-attached fun with friends? That would be nice. On the other? She doesn't particularly want to see either Eridan or Sollux right now.]

I don't know. Who all's glubbing?

[chastesaw]

Actually.

Strictly speaking, what Feferi said about not possessing a dress... is not true.

I have one for her.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Feferi, hey.

Gamzee, hang up for a second.

[cullscuttlefish]

What's glubbing on, Karkat?

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

Friend date? Hmm, I haven't been on one of those in a while~

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Haha, really? That's too bad. You interested, then?

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

Well, I should go and keep an eye on the kiddos anyway, make sure no one blows anything up... so sure, why not! Sounds like fun~

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[He knows that Karkat wanted him to be leaving everyone alone... but...he's conflicted. On one hand, he wants to go and have a good time... but he also wants Feferi to go as well. Ideal situation is the both of them going and things going great, but...he'll take what he can get whilist being melodramatic about it.]

Gamz, I'd love to be goin' with all a' you but I know I should be givin' time away from you all all things considered...

an' I'm not too sure Fef will go if I go...if we can be both goin' I'd like that but I know it might not be the best a' times for either a' us. An' honestly... I'd rather her be havin' the better time.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[He's...actually a little relieved to hear this. He hadn't wanted to not invite Eridan, but even someone as oblivious as Gamzee knows that having both Feferi and Eridan in the same room right now would not be a good idea. And while he's not angry at the guy, he isn't really happy with him either.]

Yeah, that's probably all being the right idea you got there. [pause, and then quietly] Why'd you do it?

[Because while he might not be angry, he's definitely confused and feeling just a little betrayed - he knew that some of them had died back in the Veil, but he'd never once considered that the cause could of been one of their own.]

[foalingaround.livejournal.com]

I agree. What's the point of going to a party if you can't go with all your friends?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Exactly, my most rainbow of hoofsisters! The more, the mirthfuller, haha. You wanna come with us too? [what do you mean ponies can't go blasphemy]

[midnight-chorus.livejournal.com]

I'm going, but I don't need a date or anything lame like that. I'm going to party!

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Uhhhh...there any other reason why a motherfucker would be going? And great, you can come with us then!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

No thanks. Do you even know what a homecoming is or the problems it has already caused?

I'm up to my aurical clots in the shitty problems of people I hate.

[Yes, his involvement was completely involuntary...]

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[liar Karkat you're loving this Gamzee can see right through you]

Haha, it's a starmonkey dance, yeah? I ain't getting why so many motherfuckers are getting themselves all wrecked over it, it's just a party.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

Wait. Gamz, don't you already have a date?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

I got lots of friend dates, but there ain't nothing wrong with more. You interested in coming with too?

[echidna]

[ she is totally okay with this, or so she keeps telling herself. they're just friend dates, no big deal... ]

So I guess we're going with a lot of people?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[there is nothing wrong with going to homecoming with a big group of people okay why is everyone acting so weird about this gosh]

Yeah! If that's okay with you? Saves us the trouble of having to find them there, and I ain't wanting any motherfuckers to be left out just because they don't got a date.

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

[This comes in pretty late, extremely quietly, and after about an hour of calling and then hanging up again as soon as someone answers.]

Uh, hey, Gamzee.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[It is a good thing that Gamzee has no problem with picking up the phone twenty million times and having the other person hang up, then.]

Tavros! [NO GAMZEE KEEP IT COOL haha yeah like there's a fat chance of that every happening] Hey, bro! Ain't heard from you in a while. [if by a while, we mean like...a day and a half...] The motherfuck is up?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Gamzee, hang up for a second again.

I need to talk to Tavros and I don't want to hear the sound of you drooling all over the audio hook while I do it.

what if I also jacked........................

[echidna]

[ oops guess who else lives here and is phonejacking. ]

Hi Tavros...