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[miraculls]

[So it seems like there's been a lot of drama and hurt feelings lately! Gamzee doesn't really get it, but you know what's fun? Parties and dancing and getting to hang out with your friends all night are fun! Surely this will be a great way to cheer everyone up! And okay, there's some kind of weird human thing about only going to hiveapproaching dances with one person, but that does not sound like it would be as much fun as going with lots of people, so clearly humans just have no idea what they're talking about.]

Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?

So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?

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[chastesaw]

Actually.

Strictly speaking, what Feferi said about not possessing a dress... is not true.

I have one for her.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[this is the first time Gamzee has been phonejacked, so he is just going to stare at it blankly for a few moments]

Uhhhhhhhhhh.

Shit, fishtits, did you all up and turn into Kanaya? Whoa, miracles.

[chastesaw]

No, Gamzee, I have used the audio hook to interject myself into, or to use the common parlance, "butt in" the conversation you and Feferi were having. Feferi is not me any more than you are.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Whoooooooooa, am I Kanaya now too?








...I don't feel any smarter, though.

[chastesaw]

No, Gamzee, you are still entirely Gamzee as much as you have ever been.

I will reconsider my metaphors and turns of phrases in our conversations more carefully in the future.

[cullscuttlefish]

W-what the glub --

Kanaya, I said not to --

...thank you.

[chastesaw]

You know, I really oughtn't be surprised that an interjection into a conversation can be heard by all parties involved and not merely one of them. And yet.

But intentions of keeping it a surprise aside, yes. I thought that you might appreciate having something nice to wear even if it was not to an event. That it would perhaps cheer you up.

So you have a nice dress now.

[cullscuttlefish]

Thank you, Kanaya.

[chastesaw]

Your thanks aren't necessary. But they are welcome.