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miraculls[So it seems like there's been a lot of drama and hurt feelings lately! Gamzee doesn't really get it, but you know what's fun? Parties and dancing and getting to hang out with your friends all night are fun! Surely this will be a great way to cheer everyone up! And okay, there's some kind of weird human thing about only going to hiveapproaching dances with one person, but that does not sound like it would be as much fun as going with lots of people, so clearly humans just have no idea what they're talking about.]
Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?
So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?
Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?
So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?
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Date: 2011-10-15 12:47 am (UTC)Uh, hey, Gamzee.
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Date: 2011-10-15 01:08 am (UTC)Tavros! [NO GAMZEE KEEP IT COOL haha yeah like there's a fat chance of that every happening] Hey, bro! Ain't heard from you in a while. [if by a while, we mean like...a day and a half...] The motherfuck is up?
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Date: 2011-10-15 01:16 am (UTC)Not much, really, I mean, aside from things, which I am not really here to talk about. What about, um, you?
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Date: 2011-10-15 01:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-15 01:29 am (UTC)[Pause to think!!]
Um, no, not really, since it was, uh, kind of my fault, in the first place?
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Date: 2011-10-15 02:02 am (UTC)haha just kidding he's not crying at all. but he might be if he was a little less stoned and emotionally stupid.]
Uhhhhh...how so? I ain't seeing that at all.
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Date: 2011-10-15 02:25 am (UTC)[because I got way too stupidly emotionally invested in your dumb makeout idea gosh gamzee!!!]
I guess, that isn't really important, and maybe since we are being best bros again, we don't have to talk about it.
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Date: 2011-10-15 03:16 am (UTC)Shit, you got no idea how glad I'm all being to hear that. And if you wanna be closing up the tentflaps on that subject, then fuck, that's what we'll do!
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Date: 2011-10-15 03:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
From:i hate you and i hate me
From:why are we doing this again WHY...
From:no we are stopping right now
From:this is just what all of our threads are in danger of turning into isn't it
From:pretty much always your fault though
From:no subject
Date: 2011-10-15 01:19 am (UTC)I need to talk to Tavros and I don't want to hear the sound of you drooling all over the audio hook while I do it.
i almost typed carekat and its all your fault
Date: 2011-10-15 01:27 am (UTC)he kars about u turbos
Date: 2011-10-15 01:30 am (UTC)I wanted to ask you something, actually. Then you could go back to whatever awful conversation you were having.
thanx 4 being my frand carekat
Date: 2011-10-15 01:34 am (UTC)always dere fur u turbos
Date: 2011-10-15 01:38 am (UTC)Look, did you catch any of that shit going down with Feferi and Eridan earlier this week?
all this karing and feeling how does i handle
Date: 2011-10-15 02:26 am (UTC)smooches softly on the face
Date: 2011-10-15 02:30 am (UTC)no carekat we cannot makeout it is forbidden...
Date: 2011-10-15 02:34 am (UTC)it's okay...turbos...for you...are my meatsprite
From:i...ve always dreamed ... of this moment...consuming my meatspriteship with you.....
From:shoosh turbos it is only time for dream now
From:carekat togehter in our dreams we fly into sunset hand in hand
From:oh i responded so fast i forgot to lovingly caress turbos heart with my word tendrils
From:how dare you this romance is now swinging into raging bplack we are buttmesiseses now
From:hat smooches u right their on the face
From:what if I also jacked........................
Date: 2011-10-15 03:26 am (UTC)Hi Tavros...
wow get out...........................
Date: 2011-10-15 03:28 am (UTC)Uhhhhh, hey, Jade.
NO I LIVE HERE X(
Date: 2011-10-15 03:30 am (UTC)So, um, I don't know if maybe you noticed some fliers up recently?
[ not like they were easy to miss or anything. ]
in the land of makeouts and brotrayal
Date: 2011-10-15 03:34 am (UTC)Wow.
broception..... broscrace.......
Date: 2011-10-15 03:39 am (UTC)brothrohal
Date: 2011-10-15 05:57 am (UTC)[Yes.
Suave mastered.]
...brouble....
Date: 2011-10-15 06:14 am (UTC)[ well for him that is actually pretty suave so. good job tav-z. ]
brouble brouble broil and brubble
Date: 2011-10-15 02:42 pm (UTC)Okay, cool, I'm glad you agree, because I'm not really sure in the slightest, what I would have done, had you not.