fIvE | pHoNe

[miraculls]

[So it seems like there's been a lot of drama and hurt feelings lately! Gamzee doesn't really get it, but you know what's fun? Parties and dancing and getting to hang out with your friends all night are fun! Surely this will be a great way to cheer everyone up! And okay, there's some kind of weird human thing about only going to hiveapproaching dances with one person, but that does not sound like it would be as much fun as going with lots of people, so clearly humans just have no idea what they're talking about.]

Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?

So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?

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i...ve always dreamed ... of this moment...consuming my meatspriteship with you.....

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

That actually, uh, sounds like a pretty fun time, because, Feferi is nice, and also a lot better, than other options. So, I guess, that despite saying that I was not interested in Gamzee's frienddate thing, at all, I am actually okay with participating in a frienddate, if Feferi is, um, okay with going, with me, because I know I am kind of, uuuh, embarrassing, compared to someone like Eridan.

shoosh turbos it is only time for dream now

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Tavros, you are infinitely less embarrassing than someone like Eridan.

And she may have already said she wanted to if you were interested.

carekat togehter in our dreams we fly into sunset hand in hand

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

That was pretty, uh, easy then, cool.

. . . What do you, um, bring to a friend-date?

oh i responded so fast i forgot to lovingly caress turbos heart with my word tendrils

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Do I seem like I go on a lot of friend dates?

Just show her a nice time like you would for anyone. Bring her plantlife or something. But she's also stressed out about all this rom bullshit so keep it friendly and keep her pan away from that shit.

how dare you this romance is now swinging into raging bplack we are buttmesiseses now

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

Okay, I will obtain plantlife, and also, construct an ill beat, so delirious it will distract her, from all terrible romance constructs, and everything will be friendship, and nothing will, um, I forgot, where I was going with this.

hat smooches u right their on the face

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

You don't--

[He was about to advise against the ill beat construction, but what the hell. It's not like Tavros is going to be trying to win her romantic affections. It probably will distract her.]

Yeah, fine, okay. I'll tell her you're picking her up around seven.