fIvE | pHoNe

[miraculls]

[So it seems like there's been a lot of drama and hurt feelings lately! Gamzee doesn't really get it, but you know what's fun? Parties and dancing and getting to hang out with your friends all night are fun! Surely this will be a great way to cheer everyone up! And okay, there's some kind of weird human thing about only going to hiveapproaching dances with one person, but that does not sound like it would be as much fun as going with lots of people, so clearly humans just have no idea what they're talking about.]

Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?

So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?

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what if I also jacked........................

[echidna]

[ oops guess who else lives here and is phonejacking. ]

Hi Tavros...

wow get out...........................

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

[oops guess who is making a sound like a strangled cat]

Uhhhhh, hey, Jade.

NO I LIVE HERE X(

[echidna]

[ oh she's going to just pretend that was a cat being strangled and not him because that's better I guess... ]

So, um, I don't know if maybe you noticed some fliers up recently?

[ not like they were easy to miss or anything. ]

in the land of makeouts and brotrayal

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

I was going to ask, if maybe, those were really necessary, at all, because, wow, I mean thanks for the compliments, but also, uh.



Wow.

broception..... broscrace.......

[echidna]

Oh, you're welcome, and they are all true! [ except maybe not but she sounds like she believes the lie she is telling so that's something. ] But I wanted to apologize.

brothrohal

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

It is, uuuh, okay, I mean, I was not really all that nice to you, earlier, so I kind of deserved it? Um, well, what I am saying, is not to worry about it, so maybe, we can all move on, and stuff.

[Yes.

Suave mastered.]

...brouble....

[echidna]

No, I meant- [ she was actually going to apologize for failing to find a suitable date for him but she'll just roll with this instead. ] Yeah, you're right!

[ well for him that is actually pretty suave so. good job tav-z. ]

brouble brouble broil and brubble

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

[the club can't even handle me right now]

Okay, cool, I'm glad you agree, because I'm not really sure in the slightest, what I would have done, had you not.