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[miraculls]

[So it seems like there's been a lot of drama and hurt feelings lately! Gamzee doesn't really get it, but you know what's fun? Parties and dancing and getting to hang out with your friends all night are fun! Surely this will be a great way to cheer everyone up! And okay, there's some kind of weird human thing about only going to hiveapproaching dances with one person, but that does not sound like it would be as much fun as going with lots of people, so clearly humans just have no idea what they're talking about.]

Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?

So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?

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[miraculls.livejournal.com]

...so? What's the problem all being with some motherfuckin' honesty up in this joint? Seems like it'd be a good thing. [says the troll who is too stupid to ever lie]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Honesty is always going to hurt someone who doesn't like what they're hearing. If I told you that you're the stupidest asshole I've ever known and I want to punch you in the face every time you open your talk flap, it'd be honest but I don't expect you to like it.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[beams at him oh best friend you're so funny]

Haha, you tell me that all the motherfuckin' time though, so you gotta be all real into preaching the wicked truth too. And lies just get confusing and make shit real messy later on, I don't really like bothering with them.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Sometimes honesty makes things messy later. Anyway, who cares. Is Jade okay with this? Did you consider that she might like to actually go just with you?

[Not even addressing the thing about him being truthful because he's not completely un-self aware.]

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

I think so? She was all what cool with it when I told her I invited Nia. And anyway, she ain't a friend date, she's a flush date, so we're still going together. 'Sides...[he rubs his head a little awkwardly] I sorta just wanted Feferi to hang with all us friends and not have to stay home because of quadrant shit, y'know? It's been a pretty fucked up few days for her, she shouldn't have to be worrying about roms or dates or nothing right now.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[sigh]

Fair enough. If you actually asked her.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[awkward

silence]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

And that's the problem.

You can't just assume she won't mind something like this if you never bothered to ask.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Uhhhh...why wouldn't she? What's wrong with going with a bunch of brothers and sisters?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Nothing. But a lot of people go to this kind of thing as a date. Did you ever think maybe she would have wanted to do that, or at least would have wanted you to ask her?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Awwwaugh, I did ask her to come as my flush date though. That ain't good enough?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

She probably doesn't even care, but you should ask her before you make other plans.