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[miraculls]

[So it seems like there's been a lot of drama and hurt feelings lately! Gamzee doesn't really get it, but you know what's fun? Parties and dancing and getting to hang out with your friends all night are fun! Surely this will be a great way to cheer everyone up! And okay, there's some kind of weird human thing about only going to hiveapproaching dances with one person, but that does not sound like it would be as much fun as going with lots of people, so clearly humans just have no idea what they're talking about.]

Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?

So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?

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[chastesaw]

No, Gamzee, I have used the audio hook to interject myself into, or to use the common parlance, "butt in" the conversation you and Feferi were having. Feferi is not me any more than you are.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Whoooooooooa, am I Kanaya now too?








...I don't feel any smarter, though.

[chastesaw]

No, Gamzee, you are still entirely Gamzee as much as you have ever been.

I will reconsider my metaphors and turns of phrases in our conversations more carefully in the future.