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[miraculls]

[So it seems like there's been a lot of drama and hurt feelings lately! Gamzee doesn't really get it, but you know what's fun? Parties and dancing and getting to hang out with your friends all night are fun! Surely this will be a great way to cheer everyone up! And okay, there's some kind of weird human thing about only going to hiveapproaching dances with one person, but that does not sound like it would be as much fun as going with lots of people, so clearly humans just have no idea what they're talking about.]

Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?

So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?

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[cullscuttlefish]

[She sighs. On the one hand? No-roms-attached fun with friends? That would be nice. On the other? She doesn't particularly want to see either Eridan or Sollux right now.]

I don't know. Who all's glubbing?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Uhhh...I ain't sure yet, but I think most of us trolls are. Jade too, and some of my starmonkey friends and hoofsisters, you'll all what like them a lot. [pause] Pretty sure Eridan ain't gonna be making an appearance, if that's what you're all stressing your vascular pump about.

[cullscuttlefish]

I don't know...let me think about it, okay? I'll let you know. I'm just...yeah. Reeling about it all.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Sure, chica, take all the motherfuckin' time you need. Important thing here's turning that frown into a smile, yeah? Haha, and you can hit me up too if you're all needing some paint for that.