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[miraculls]

[So it seems like there's been a lot of drama and hurt feelings lately! Gamzee doesn't really get it, but you know what's fun? Parties and dancing and getting to hang out with your friends all night are fun! Surely this will be a great way to cheer everyone up! And okay, there's some kind of weird human thing about only going to hiveapproaching dances with one person, but that does not sound like it would be as much fun as going with lots of people, so clearly humans just have no idea what they're talking about.]

Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?

So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?

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[cullscuttlefish]

No. I'm still reeling about everything. I don't have a dress, and my aquatic bladder's just not in it.

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

Friend date? Hmm, I haven't been on one of those in a while~

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[He knows that Karkat wanted him to be leaving everyone alone... but...he's conflicted. On one hand, he wants to go and have a good time... but he also wants Feferi to go as well. Ideal situation is the both of them going and things going great, but...he'll take what he can get whilist being melodramatic about it.]

Gamz, I'd love to be goin' with all a' you but I know I should be givin' time away from you all all things considered...

an' I'm not too sure Fef will go if I go...if we can be both goin' I'd like that but I know it might not be the best a' times for either a' us. An' honestly... I'd rather her be havin' the better time.

[foalingaround.livejournal.com]

I agree. What's the point of going to a party if you can't go with all your friends?

[midnight-chorus.livejournal.com]

I'm going, but I don't need a date or anything lame like that. I'm going to party!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

No thanks. Do you even know what a homecoming is or the problems it has already caused?

I'm up to my aurical clots in the shitty problems of people I hate.

[Yes, his involvement was completely involuntary...]

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

Wait. Gamz, don't you already have a date?

[echidna]

[ she is totally okay with this, or so she keeps telling herself. they're just friend dates, no big deal... ]

So I guess we're going with a lot of people?

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

[This comes in pretty late, extremely quietly, and after about an hour of calling and then hanging up again as soon as someone answers.]

Uh, hey, Gamzee.