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[miraculls]

[So it seems like there's been a lot of drama and hurt feelings lately! Gamzee doesn't really get it, but you know what's fun? Parties and dancing and getting to hang out with your friends all night are fun! Surely this will be a great way to cheer everyone up! And okay, there's some kind of weird human thing about only going to hiveapproaching dances with one person, but that does not sound like it would be as much fun as going with lots of people, so clearly humans just have no idea what they're talking about.]

Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?

So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?

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[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Haha, really? That's too bad. You interested, then?

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

Well, I should go and keep an eye on the kiddos anyway, make sure no one blows anything up... so sure, why not! Sounds like fun~

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Awwaugh, I hope there ain't any nasty business like that going down. And great, honk! You can kick your fine self down over to 1338 Benny tomorrow night, then.

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

I'll be a good little chaperone and prevent any explosions, don't you worry~

And I shall be there with bells on! Just look for the cute girl with purple hair, and... [a beat] Actually, it's not much of a friend date if we're not friends, huh? The name's Miakis!

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Whooooa, bells? That's sounding like some real sweet motherfuckin' threads you're gonna be rocking there!

I'm Gamzee, honk! And it's cool, we can be striking up a sizzling friendship now, haha.

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

It's just an-- [Pause. Why does she get the feeling he won't get it...] Aaah, nevermind~

Weeeellll then, nice to meetcha, new friend! This thingie's tomorrow night, right? I'll meet you properly then, I guess~

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet ya too! Always real exciting to be making a new motherfuckin' friend. And I'll keep my eye out for the sister all decked out in bells, haha.