Gamzee Makara

Gamzee, hang up for a second again.

I need to talk to Tavros and I don't want to hear the sound of you drooling all over the audio hook while I do it.

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Nothing. But a lot of people go to this kind of thing as a date. Did you ever think maybe she would have wanted to do that, or at least would have wanted you to ask her?

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I miss you, bro. [no shame no shame] Are you still all what motherfuckin' salty at me?

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Oh, uh, hi Karkat, I kind of forgot, that you lived there too.

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Oh, wow, that is, uh, something, I guess, but I think that I definitely missed you too, which is mostly why I am calling, and not really about the date thing at all, which I don't, uuuuh, want anything to do with, thanks though.

[Pause to think!!]

Um, no, not really, since it was, uh, kind of my fault, in the first place?

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Yeah, yeah. Gamzee, I'm serious, hang up now.

I wanted to ask you something, actually. Then you could go back to whatever awful conversation you were having.

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You can, um, ask, but I'm not really sure how much help I will be, with the answer?

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For all you know, the question are what are the rules to all of the most insipid games for wigglers available on our planet. Don't just assume you can't help.

Look, did you catch any of that shit going down with Feferi and Eridan earlier this week?

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You did? This mean we can be Tav-Z and best buddies again? [no Gamzee don't cry don't fucking cry

haha just kidding he's not crying at all. but he might be if he was a little less stoned and emotionally stupid.]

Uhhhhh...how so? I ain't seeing that at all.

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Awwwaugh, I did ask her to come as my flush date though. That ain't good enough?

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She probably doesn't even care, but you should ask her before you make other plans.

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Uh, heh, yeah we can be, Tav-Z again, and also best buddies.

[because I got way too stupidly emotionally invested in your dumb makeout idea gosh gamzee!!!]

I guess, that isn't really important, and maybe since we are being best bros again, we don't have to talk about it.

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Uuuuum, not, uh, really, I mean maybe a little, but it is not really something, I understand all that much about, sorry.

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It doesn't matter. The point is, she just had a pretty spectacular blow up there and I guess I felt kind of bad. She was planning to go to the dance with him, and I think she was really looking forward to it or something. God knows why, but it's still a shitty situation.

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Oh, uh, yeah that does sound pretty bad, but, was that the question?

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No, that wasn't a question at all, fuckwit.

The question was that I thought it might be fun for her if she had someone to go with, like a friend thing. And your plans amount to sitting alone in your respiteblock with animals you're allergic to, so I thought you might be willing to go with her. Make the two of you collectively a little less pathetic or maybe even have a good time?

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That actually, uh, sounds like a pretty fun time, because, Feferi is nice, and also a lot better, than other options. So, I guess, that despite saying that I was not interested in Gamzee's frienddate thing, at all, I am actually okay with participating in a frienddate, if Feferi is, um, okay with going, with me, because I know I am kind of, uuuh, embarrassing, compared to someone like Eridan.

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