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[miraculls]

[Action]

[Somewhere around town, you may stumble across a large pile of collapsed monsters, ants and praying mantises and crabs alike. Cheerfully sitting on top of the heap, like a scene from a stereotypical shounen manga, is Gamzee, swinging his feet and affectionately patting the head of one of the crabs. Could this actually be a display of competence and badassery from the normally stupid clown? Has he had hidden depths all along?

Hahahaha, no. On closer inspection, there are traces of green slime around all of the defeated monsters' mouths, as well as discarded empty pie tins everywhere. From the way their limbs are languidly twitching, it quickly becomes obvious that none of the monsters are actually dead, just incredibly stoned. Don't ask how he managed to get a bunch of robots and empty costumes blazed out of their minds - he is just that good.]

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[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

What are you doing?

[Coming up to him looking all mad what else is new?]

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[hi best friend he's happy to see you too!]

Hey, bro! Just chilling with all these new invertebrothers I up and came across.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

[ upon arriving at the scene, dave just stands in silence for a while staring. and then he promptly turns around and walks away.

...though he seems to rethink that decision a few seconds later, turning around again and walking back. ]

Okay I'm probably going to regret this but whatever. What exactly am I seeing right now.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[waves down at him cheerfully]

Uhhh...I dunno, what? Can't really tell what you're all motherfuckin' looking at behind those sweet shades you got going on there.

[lonelyremnant.livejournal.com]

[The last time she saw something like this, it involved her brother and a pile of corpses. So she stares for a minute. This pile is still twitching. She likes that better.]

What a lovely throne you've made....

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[He promptly ruins this image of supposed bloodshed by beaming down at her cheerfully.]

Thanks, honk! Wanna join me, sister? I don't think my new friends here are all minding.

[foalingaround.livejournal.com]

Whoa! Did you really beat these things all by yourself?

[Guess who is the most observant?

Not Rainbow Dash...]

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Uhhh...naw, ain't no subjugglating going on around here. I just split a couple of pies with some hungry looking motherfuckers, that's all.

[encored]

That's foul. At least try to keep the streets clean, no one wants something like that ruining their appetite. [and here he'd been considering grabbing a bite to eat... gosh Gamzee, it's inconsiderate to leave your pile of stoner buddies and pie tins out in public!]

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Sooooooorry. Anywhere you know I could stash these motherfuckers at while they're all being zoned out? [invite him to your house new friend

new friend]

[heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com]

Gamzee!

I guess everyone is all here. [She quickly starts climbing up the pile of monsters.] Are all these pie tins from your modus?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[squints down at her before blinking]

Aradia? That you? [oh gosh, this is very exciting! have a huge stoner hug] Looks like everyone finally got their abscond on to this miracle town! I knew you'd be showing up sooner or later.

And yeah, a brother's gotta keep extra rations on claw, y'know? Just in case he finds some motherfuckers who he can be chilling with.

[grimmdark]

[Wait what.]

I might be wrong, although I highly doubt so, but I believe the objective was to kill them before they...er, attempted to kill us, or something to the same effect. Not that this week has made any sense to begin with.

What is that green substance supposed to be anyway?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Shit, really? I don't wanna cull these motherfuckers, they cool.

And it's sopor, honk! You want some?

[enemyradar.livejournal.com]

[Oh.
Rise had totally just been minding her own business, trying to avoid these weird monsters, and suddenly...this.]

Um... [Is all she can really muster. She's not sure whether or not she should walk away, or...]

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[he spots her looking and waves at her]

Suuuuuuuup, my starmonkey sister?

I am not late

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

[ And over here just casually poking a couple of those stoned monsters with the end of a broom. Way to eliminate some challenge there, kid. ]

never

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[peers down at him]

Haha, I don't think you're all gonna be able to rouse them from their z's with that. They're pretty motherfuckin' out of it, yo.

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

[The drug is so effective, in fact, that Susan briefly wonders if she's on any. She'll need to blink a few times.]

...Don't sit like that; you'll contract scoliosis.

[That's the best she can do she's under a lot of stress alright?]

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Oh shit, what's that? Some kinda disease?

[flops over on his stomach and manages to somehow hook his legs over his head like a deranged acrobat] That better?

[dclassreyvateil.livejournal.com]

[Finding her way down the streets, she'll come across this pile of fallen monsters that she curiously but cautiously walks up toward.]

Wow... what happened here?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Nothing much - a couple of my invertebrothers just decided they wanted to partake in some of my pastry, honk!

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

Gamzee! There you are.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[beams at him]

Docbro, hey! The motherfuck is up with your fine self today?

[spiraldoll.livejournal.com]

Gamzee! [[she'll just jog on over to the... whatever this is.]] This is quite the unusual sight, even for here in Mayfield!

[[she picks up one of the empty pie tins.]] Did you make more pies? Oh, wait. Motherfuckin' pies, I meant to say. [[she then looks down at a rather sky-high ant.]] What happened to them...? They have something strange on their face!

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Hey, sis! [squints at the ant's mouth] Whoops, I think my invertebrother here all up and left some slime around his mouthflaps. [swipes a finger in it and...licks it off....]

And yeah, 'course I made more! Can't have enough of the blessed pastry.

[alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com]

「You look just like a hero from a shounen manga!」

((Kumagawa is exactly lame enough to say things that were already in the scene's narration. And he doesn't know anything about Gamzee's pies, so he can't draw any other conclusion. Besides, he loves him some shounen manga. Other than the one he's in.))

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Whoooooooa, really? I dunno how much of a hero I'm all being, but thanks, motherfucker! What's a...shown maga? Sounds like fun, honk!