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[miraculls]

[Action]

[Somewhere around town, you may stumble across a large pile of collapsed monsters, ants and praying mantises and crabs alike. Cheerfully sitting on top of the heap, like a scene from a stereotypical shounen manga, is Gamzee, swinging his feet and affectionately patting the head of one of the crabs. Could this actually be a display of competence and badassery from the normally stupid clown? Has he had hidden depths all along?

Hahahaha, no. On closer inspection, there are traces of green slime around all of the defeated monsters' mouths, as well as discarded empty pie tins everywhere. From the way their limbs are languidly twitching, it quickly becomes obvious that none of the monsters are actually dead, just incredibly stoned. Don't ask how he managed to get a bunch of robots and empty costumes blazed out of their minds - he is just that good.]

Comments

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a real motherfuckin' hassle. Don't worry, I already prayed to the messiahs to be looking out for all my friends here. 'sides, I don't think these new invertebrothers would be hurting anyone, they seem pretty chill to me.

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

[jabs at one with his screwdriver.]

They do seem rather calm.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

It's 'cause they hit up my pies, honk! Splitting a choice slice with a couple of motherfuckers is the best way to be all relaxing yourself.

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

...

What exactly are the ingredients to said pies?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Uhhh...got some flour, butter, sugar, and sopor slime! And whatever else I feel like all shoving into it at the time.

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

[Quirking an eyebrow.]

Sopor slime?