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[miraculls]

[Action]

[Somewhere around town, you may stumble across a large pile of collapsed monsters, ants and praying mantises and crabs alike. Cheerfully sitting on top of the heap, like a scene from a stereotypical shounen manga, is Gamzee, swinging his feet and affectionately patting the head of one of the crabs. Could this actually be a display of competence and badassery from the normally stupid clown? Has he had hidden depths all along?

Hahahaha, no. On closer inspection, there are traces of green slime around all of the defeated monsters' mouths, as well as discarded empty pie tins everywhere. From the way their limbs are languidly twitching, it quickly becomes obvious that none of the monsters are actually dead, just incredibly stoned. Don't ask how he managed to get a bunch of robots and empty costumes blazed out of their minds - he is just that good.]

Comments

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Can I still share my other pies? I met a couple of brothers and sisters who were all what pretty into them last time.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

If someone wants to subject themselves to that, I can't stop them. But no one else gets your disgusting slime.

And you'll tell me if you start getting low.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

All right. [tilts his head curiously] Something I need to know about, bro? You ain't ever really cared about my slime pies before.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Can you just do what I say and not endlessly question it?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[holds up his hands placatingly]

Chill, best friend, I got it. No more handing out the pimp sneeze to any other motherfucker here.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Good.

[Going to go around to the stupid crabs and unzip their zippers, they are just too embarrassing.]

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[There is probably some slime falling out of them when he does that...]

Whatcha doing?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

They're an embarrassment is what I'm doing.