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[miraculls]

[Action]

[Somewhere around town, you may stumble across a large pile of collapsed monsters, ants and praying mantises and crabs alike. Cheerfully sitting on top of the heap, like a scene from a stereotypical shounen manga, is Gamzee, swinging his feet and affectionately patting the head of one of the crabs. Could this actually be a display of competence and badassery from the normally stupid clown? Has he had hidden depths all along?

Hahahaha, no. On closer inspection, there are traces of green slime around all of the defeated monsters' mouths, as well as discarded empty pie tins everywhere. From the way their limbs are languidly twitching, it quickly becomes obvious that none of the monsters are actually dead, just incredibly stoned. Don't ask how he managed to get a bunch of robots and empty costumes blazed out of their minds - he is just that good.]

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I am not late

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

[ And over here just casually poking a couple of those stoned monsters with the end of a broom. Way to eliminate some challenge there, kid. ]

never

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[peers down at him]

Haha, I don't think you're all gonna be able to rouse them from their z's with that. They're pretty motherfuckin' out of it, yo.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

You can say that again, brah. Shit, wish half the monsters I've met up with had the good sense to nap in the middle of the street.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

You just need to help them realize what they're all missing out on. Bring the mirthful circus to them like the motherfuckin' ringmaster, you get what I'm saying?

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah. Won't lie, you went and took half the fun outta beatin' these babies back, but I ain't gonna complain either. [ ...

Fuck saving the day, he's taking a seat. People can't take these down, it's pathetic. ]

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean to wreck your fun, sooooorry. There's a lot of them motherfuckers still wandering around though, if you're wanting to meet some that ain't being all zoned.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

No worries. I see an ass that needs saving, I'll get to it. [ There are two Daves out here. Their futures depend on how much work he has to do today. ] How's tricks, G-Zee.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[The Daves can probably take care of a couple of shitty movie monsters...]

Off the motherfuckin' chain, B-dogg! You?

goddamnit random icon

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

[ That's what the shitty sword training was for... ]

Keepin' up to the usual, kid. Kicking ass, eatin' popcorn, waitin' to pick a sword offa somebody.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Whooooooooa, you know what this motherfuckin' place should all need?

A popcorn pie.

I gotta get started on that shit, yo.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah you do. Always work with your munchies, not against 'em. One of the most valuable lessons in life. I am the kickass roofninja school-marm. It's me.