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[miraculls]

[So it seems like there's been a lot of drama and hurt feelings lately! Gamzee doesn't really get it, but you know what's fun? Parties and dancing and getting to hang out with your friends all night are fun! Surely this will be a great way to cheer everyone up! And okay, there's some kind of weird human thing about only going to hiveapproaching dances with one person, but that does not sound like it would be as much fun as going with lots of people, so clearly humans just have no idea what they're talking about.]

Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?

So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?

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[bullsit.livejournal.com]

[This comes in pretty late, extremely quietly, and after about an hour of calling and then hanging up again as soon as someone answers.]

Uh, hey, Gamzee.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[It is a good thing that Gamzee has no problem with picking up the phone twenty million times and having the other person hang up, then.]

Tavros! [NO GAMZEE KEEP IT COOL haha yeah like there's a fat chance of that every happening] Hey, bro! Ain't heard from you in a while. [if by a while, we mean like...a day and a half...] The motherfuck is up?

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

[wow they are really good at this not talking thing]

Not much, really, I mean, aside from things, which I am not really here to talk about. What about, um, you?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

I miss you, bro. [no shame no shame] Are you still all what motherfuckin' salty at me?

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow, that is, uh, something, I guess, but I think that I definitely missed you too, which is mostly why I am calling, and not really about the date thing at all, which I don't, uuuuh, want anything to do with, thanks though.

[Pause to think!!]

Um, no, not really, since it was, uh, kind of my fault, in the first place?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

You did? This mean we can be Tav-Z and best buddies again? [no Gamzee don't cry don't fucking cry

haha just kidding he's not crying at all. but he might be if he was a little less stoned and emotionally stupid.]

Uhhhhh...how so? I ain't seeing that at all.

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

Uh, heh, yeah we can be, Tav-Z again, and also best buddies.

[because I got way too stupidly emotionally invested in your dumb makeout idea gosh gamzee!!!]

I guess, that isn't really important, and maybe since we are being best bros again, we don't have to talk about it.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[can you hear him beaming over the phone]

Shit, you got no idea how glad I'm all being to hear that. And if you wanna be closing up the tentflaps on that subject, then fuck, that's what we'll do!

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

Yes, uh, I think that circus, of emotion, and sometimes tongues, had best leave town, before it tries to, um, taurus apart again.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Gamzee, hang up for a second again.

I need to talk to Tavros and I don't want to hear the sound of you drooling all over the audio hook while I do it.

i almost typed carekat and its all your fault

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

Oh, uh, hi Karkat, I kind of forgot, that you lived there too.

he kars about u turbos

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. Gamzee, I'm serious, hang up now.

I wanted to ask you something, actually. Then you could go back to whatever awful conversation you were having.

thanx 4 being my frand carekat

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

You can, um, ask, but I'm not really sure how much help I will be, with the answer?

always dere fur u turbos

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

For all you know, the question are what are the rules to all of the most insipid games for wigglers available on our planet. Don't just assume you can't help.

Look, did you catch any of that shit going down with Feferi and Eridan earlier this week?

all this karing and feeling how does i handle

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

Uuuuum, not, uh, really, I mean maybe a little, but it is not really something, I understand all that much about, sorry.

smooches softly on the face

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter. The point is, she just had a pretty spectacular blow up there and I guess I felt kind of bad. She was planning to go to the dance with him, and I think she was really looking forward to it or something. God knows why, but it's still a shitty situation.

no carekat we cannot makeout it is forbidden...

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

Oh, uh, yeah that does sound pretty bad, but, was that the question?

what if I also jacked........................

[echidna]

[ oops guess who else lives here and is phonejacking. ]

Hi Tavros...

wow get out...........................

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

[oops guess who is making a sound like a strangled cat]

Uhhhhh, hey, Jade.

NO I LIVE HERE X(

[echidna]

[ oh she's going to just pretend that was a cat being strangled and not him because that's better I guess... ]

So, um, I don't know if maybe you noticed some fliers up recently?

[ not like they were easy to miss or anything. ]

in the land of makeouts and brotrayal

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

I was going to ask, if maybe, those were really necessary, at all, because, wow, I mean thanks for the compliments, but also, uh.



Wow.

broception..... broscrace.......

[echidna]

Oh, you're welcome, and they are all true! [ except maybe not but she sounds like she believes the lie she is telling so that's something. ] But I wanted to apologize.

brothrohal

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

It is, uuuh, okay, I mean, I was not really all that nice to you, earlier, so I kind of deserved it? Um, well, what I am saying, is not to worry about it, so maybe, we can all move on, and stuff.

[Yes.

Suave mastered.]

...brouble....

[echidna]

No, I meant- [ she was actually going to apologize for failing to find a suitable date for him but she'll just roll with this instead. ] Yeah, you're right!

[ well for him that is actually pretty suave so. good job tav-z. ]

brouble brouble broil and brubble

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

[the club can't even handle me right now]

Okay, cool, I'm glad you agree, because I'm not really sure in the slightest, what I would have done, had you not.