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miraculls[Action; inside 1338 Benny]
[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach starts hurting after he downs a whole tin for some reason. This hasn't stopped him from baking dozens and dozens of them, though.
Anyone who comes into the kitchen of 1338 Benny will find Gamzee covered head to toe in flour, as well as what looks to be a minor explosion of various ingredients all over the countertops, including several that have no business being anywhere near a pie. The table, meanwhile, is stacked with piping hot pies. If this were one of Karkat's paleromcoms, this would be the incredibly pathetic scene where Gamzee starts wailing the lyrics to "All By Myself (Don't Wanna Be Culled Anymore)" at the top of his lungs.]
[Action; outside 1338 Benny]
[Having been scolded by both drone parents because 'boys shouldn't be doing girly activities like baking', Gamzee has relocated his table of pies outdoors and is currently munching on a slice. Taped across the table is a large sign that reads:
Gamzee looks kind of lonely, come share a slice with him? There's three different types of pies to choose from:
1) Regular pies: through the power of miracles, Gamzee has actually managed to bake pies that most people would be familiar with, like apple and banana cream and cherry.
2) Stoner pies: the ingredients in these are kind of weird! You might get a strange but nonetheless delicious one, like peanut butter chocolate potato chips pie, or a pie filled with ice cream and soda. On the other hand, you might also get one with hamburger meat and strawberry syrup.
3) Pot pies: they look like normal pies, but Gamzee's added a special ingredient that the greasers at the high school said would make miracles happen. He's not sure how a bag full of what looks like grass is supposed to accomplish this, but humans can be pretty weird sometimes! Don't worry, there isn't enough pot in these pies to get anyone sick, just high.]
[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach starts hurting after he downs a whole tin for some reason. This hasn't stopped him from baking dozens and dozens of them, though.
Anyone who comes into the kitchen of 1338 Benny will find Gamzee covered head to toe in flour, as well as what looks to be a minor explosion of various ingredients all over the countertops, including several that have no business being anywhere near a pie. The table, meanwhile, is stacked with piping hot pies. If this were one of Karkat's paleromcoms, this would be the incredibly pathetic scene where Gamzee starts wailing the lyrics to "All By Myself (Don't Wanna Be Culled Anymore)" at the top of his lungs.]
[Action; outside 1338 Benny]
[Having been scolded by both drone parents because 'boys shouldn't be doing girly activities like baking', Gamzee has relocated his table of pies outdoors and is currently munching on a slice. Taped across the table is a large sign that reads:
Gamzee looks kind of lonely, come share a slice with him? There's three different types of pies to choose from:
1) Regular pies: through the power of miracles, Gamzee has actually managed to bake pies that most people would be familiar with, like apple and banana cream and cherry.
2) Stoner pies: the ingredients in these are kind of weird! You might get a strange but nonetheless delicious one, like peanut butter chocolate potato chips pie, or a pie filled with ice cream and soda. On the other hand, you might also get one with hamburger meat and strawberry syrup.
3) Pot pies: they look like normal pies, but Gamzee's added a special ingredient that the greasers at the high school said would make miracles happen. He's not sure how a bag full of what looks like grass is supposed to accomplish this, but humans can be pretty weird sometimes! Don't worry, there isn't enough pot in these pies to get anyone sick, just high.]
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Date: 2011-09-11 03:59 am (UTC)...that, and they're out of flour]
You wanna be taking a break? I think we've got enough pies to be lasting us a day or two now. [more like...a month....]
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Date: 2011-09-11 04:08 am (UTC)[ They will never go hungry again, as long as they don't get completely sick of pies.
Jade is just fine with leaving the kitchen in this quasi-destroyed state, flops down in a chair and sighs, slumping over the table and coming dangerously close to using a pile of unused dough as a pillow. ]
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Date: 2011-09-11 04:12 am (UTC)by remarkable coincidence, it happens to be one of the ones with pot in it!]
Shit, you look all kinds of wrung out. Want a piece?
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Date: 2011-09-11 04:23 am (UTC)Sure, might as well get started on these.
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Date: 2011-09-11 04:30 am (UTC)Shit, we really made a lot. Guess I'll see later if any of the motherfuckers in this town wants to be having some.
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Date: 2011-09-11 04:33 am (UTC)Oh, that's a good idea. I don't think we'd ever be able to finish them by ourselves.
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Date: 2011-09-11 04:40 am (UTC)Thanks for helping out, by the way. I ain't ever really gotten my bake on with friends before, it was a lot of fun.
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Date: 2011-09-11 05:41 am (UTC)Yeah? You can come to a brother if you ever feel that way - shit ain't being half as scary if you've got friends with you. And it's worth it, I think, getting to meet everyone and live in the same hive and shit. I ain't ever shared a hive with anyone before.
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Date: 2011-09-11 06:18 am (UTC)And yeah, I really like seeing all you motherfuckers every day. I had Trollian back home, but it's a lot better chilling with everyone in the flesh.
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Date: 2011-09-11 06:22 am (UTC)Jade smiles at him, gets up from her chair and brushes some of the flour from her clothing. She's feeling kind of weird right now, but it's a good weird, she thinks. ]
Yeah, it's a lot nicer than just talking to everyone online.
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Date: 2011-09-11 06:31 am (UTC)glances at her and stands up too, thinking she wants to leave]
So what do you want to do now? I think we're out of shit to bake.
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Date: 2011-09-12 01:43 am (UTC)[ wait. wait. ]
Gamzee. [ wait. ] You should captchalogue the pies.
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Date: 2011-09-12 01:54 am (UTC)[brings up his miracle modus and starts storing pies! so many colors]
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Date: 2011-09-12 02:03 am (UTC)beautiful.
so beautiful. ]
Yeah, whoa.
Whoa.
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Date: 2011-09-12 02:09 am (UTC)[captchalogues more!!]
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