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[Action; inside 1338 Benny]

[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach starts hurting after he downs a whole tin for some reason. This hasn't stopped him from baking dozens and dozens of them, though.

Anyone who comes into the kitchen of 1338 Benny will find Gamzee covered head to toe in flour, as well as what looks to be a minor explosion of various ingredients all over the countertops, including several that have no business being anywhere near a pie. The table, meanwhile, is stacked with piping hot pies. If this were one of Karkat's paleromcoms, this would be the incredibly pathetic scene where Gamzee starts wailing the lyrics to "All By Myself (Don't Wanna Be Culled Anymore)" at the top of his lungs.]


[Action; outside 1338 Benny]

[Having been scolded by both drone parents because 'boys shouldn't be doing girly activities like baking', Gamzee has relocated his table of pies outdoors and is currently munching on a slice. Taped across the table is a large sign that reads:



Gamzee looks kind of lonely, come share a slice with him? There's three different types of pies to choose from:

1) Regular pies: through the power of miracles, Gamzee has actually managed to bake pies that most people would be familiar with, like apple and banana cream and cherry.

2) Stoner pies: the ingredients in these are kind of weird! You might get a strange but nonetheless delicious one, like peanut butter chocolate potato chips pie, or a pie filled with ice cream and soda. On the other hand, you might also get one with hamburger meat and strawberry syrup.

3) Pot pies: they look like normal pies, but Gamzee's added a special ingredient that the greasers at the high school said would make miracles happen. He's not sure how a bag full of what looks like grass is supposed to accomplish this, but humans can be pretty weird sometimes! Don't worry, there isn't enough pot in these pies to get anyone sick, just high.]

Date: 2011-09-11 06:22 am (UTC)
echidna: (Default)
From: [personal profile] echidna
Maybe you will get to! [ like whenever I decide to give her that Milkfield regain oh yeah.

Jade smiles at him, gets up from her chair and brushes some of the flour from her clothing. She's feeling kind of weird right now, but it's a good weird, she thinks. ]


Yeah, it's a lot nicer than just talking to everyone online.

Date: 2011-09-11 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
I motherfuckin' hope so, chica. Maybe you can be all meeting my old goat when he gets here too. [lol nope never happening

glances at her and stands up too, thinking she wants to leave]


So what do you want to do now? I think we're out of shit to bake.

Date: 2011-09-12 01:43 am (UTC)
echidna: (Default)
From: [personal profile] echidna
I, um... [ woah, why did she stand up? ] I don't know.

[ wait. wait. ]

Gamzee. [ wait. ] You should captchalogue the pies.
Edited Date: 2011-09-12 01:43 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-09-12 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Whooooooooa, that's the best motherfuckin' idea I've done heard in a while.

[brings up his miracle modus and starts storing pies! so many colors]

Date: 2011-09-12 02:03 am (UTC)
echidna: (Default)
From: [personal profile] echidna
[ it's so

beautiful.

so beautiful. ]


Yeah, whoa.


Whoa.

Date: 2011-09-12 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Fuuuuuuuuuck, it's so beautiful...

[captchalogues more!!]

Date: 2011-09-12 02:10 am (UTC)
echidna: (Default)
From: [personal profile] echidna
I think I could watch this forever...

Date: 2011-09-12 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Hahaha, me too. Just...shit, how are there so many colors in the world? Motherfuckin' miracles.

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