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[Action; inside 1338 Benny]

[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach starts hurting after he downs a whole tin for some reason. This hasn't stopped him from baking dozens and dozens of them, though.

Anyone who comes into the kitchen of 1338 Benny will find Gamzee covered head to toe in flour, as well as what looks to be a minor explosion of various ingredients all over the countertops, including several that have no business being anywhere near a pie. The table, meanwhile, is stacked with piping hot pies. If this were one of Karkat's paleromcoms, this would be the incredibly pathetic scene where Gamzee starts wailing the lyrics to "All By Myself (Don't Wanna Be Culled Anymore)" at the top of his lungs.]


[Action; outside 1338 Benny]

[Having been scolded by both drone parents because 'boys shouldn't be doing girly activities like baking', Gamzee has relocated his table of pies outdoors and is currently munching on a slice. Taped across the table is a large sign that reads:



Gamzee looks kind of lonely, come share a slice with him? There's three different types of pies to choose from:

1) Regular pies: through the power of miracles, Gamzee has actually managed to bake pies that most people would be familiar with, like apple and banana cream and cherry.

2) Stoner pies: the ingredients in these are kind of weird! You might get a strange but nonetheless delicious one, like peanut butter chocolate potato chips pie, or a pie filled with ice cream and soda. On the other hand, you might also get one with hamburger meat and strawberry syrup.

3) Pot pies: they look like normal pies, but Gamzee's added a special ingredient that the greasers at the high school said would make miracles happen. He's not sure how a bag full of what looks like grass is supposed to accomplish this, but humans can be pretty weird sometimes! Don't worry, there isn't enough pot in these pies to get anyone sick, just high.]

Date: 2011-09-11 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flameyedhunter.livejournal.com
Let's have one of these pies then!

[ Free food has attracted Shana. This will go poorly for you. ]

Date: 2011-09-11 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Sure thing, sister! Go ahead and pick whatever one you think be best for your mastication muscle.

Date: 2011-09-11 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flameyedhunter.livejournal.com
[ Shana, with all the luck she normally has with this sort of thing, invariably ends up with a Pot pie. ]

[ Munch munch ]

What was in this anyway?

Date: 2011-09-11 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Uhhh...shit, I don't remember. What's it taste like?

Date: 2011-09-12 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flameyedhunter.livejournal.com
It tastes weird.... [ Shana sways a bit. ]

Date: 2011-09-12 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Shit, really? Awwwauwgh, I up and followed the starmonkey instructions for some of them too...

...uhh, you okay?

Date: 2011-09-12 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
You are, chica! And all those other motherfuckers what live on this miracle planet. Haha, I guess I am too, but I wasn't spawned that way.

Date: 2011-09-12 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flameyedhunter.livejournal.com
[ Shana clutches her head a moment, pupils dilating, then asks Gamzee ]

Uh... how were you spawned?

Date: 2011-09-12 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Hatched from the mother grub herself as a cute wiggler, along with all my other motherfuckin' friends from home. That ain't how you starmonkeys hatch?

Date: 2011-09-12 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flameyedhunter.livejournal.com
Er... Maybe? [ Shana is a bit vague on the areas of reproduction herself. ]

Date: 2011-09-13 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
I guess there ain't a mother grub in this town then, because I haven't seen any starmonkey wigglers around.

Date: 2011-09-13 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flameyedhunter.livejournal.com
You use pretty funny terms, where are you from mr. Starmonkey? [ Someone is starting to get messed up. ]

Date: 2011-09-14 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Naaaaw, I ain't a starmonkey, I'm Gamzee Makara. And I'm from Alternia, honk! Or uhh..was, I guess, it ain't really there anymore, haha.

Date: 2011-09-14 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flameyedhunter.livejournal.com
Okay mr. Gamzee..... oh I'm sorry, did it get destroyed? [ Loopier and loopier, she continues to munch into the pie. ]

Date: 2011-09-16 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Yeah, chica. Kinda sad, but it's chill, me and all my motherfuckin' friends got our abscond on out of there.

Date: 2011-09-17 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flameyedhunter.livejournal.com
How did you get away?

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