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miraculls[Action; inside 1338 Benny]
[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach starts hurting after he downs a whole tin for some reason. This hasn't stopped him from baking dozens and dozens of them, though.
Anyone who comes into the kitchen of 1338 Benny will find Gamzee covered head to toe in flour, as well as what looks to be a minor explosion of various ingredients all over the countertops, including several that have no business being anywhere near a pie. The table, meanwhile, is stacked with piping hot pies. If this were one of Karkat's paleromcoms, this would be the incredibly pathetic scene where Gamzee starts wailing the lyrics to "All By Myself (Don't Wanna Be Culled Anymore)" at the top of his lungs.]
[Action; outside 1338 Benny]
[Having been scolded by both drone parents because 'boys shouldn't be doing girly activities like baking', Gamzee has relocated his table of pies outdoors and is currently munching on a slice. Taped across the table is a large sign that reads:
Gamzee looks kind of lonely, come share a slice with him? There's three different types of pies to choose from:
1) Regular pies: through the power of miracles, Gamzee has actually managed to bake pies that most people would be familiar with, like apple and banana cream and cherry.
2) Stoner pies: the ingredients in these are kind of weird! You might get a strange but nonetheless delicious one, like peanut butter chocolate potato chips pie, or a pie filled with ice cream and soda. On the other hand, you might also get one with hamburger meat and strawberry syrup.
3) Pot pies: they look like normal pies, but Gamzee's added a special ingredient that the greasers at the high school said would make miracles happen. He's not sure how a bag full of what looks like grass is supposed to accomplish this, but humans can be pretty weird sometimes! Don't worry, there isn't enough pot in these pies to get anyone sick, just high.]
[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach starts hurting after he downs a whole tin for some reason. This hasn't stopped him from baking dozens and dozens of them, though.
Anyone who comes into the kitchen of 1338 Benny will find Gamzee covered head to toe in flour, as well as what looks to be a minor explosion of various ingredients all over the countertops, including several that have no business being anywhere near a pie. The table, meanwhile, is stacked with piping hot pies. If this were one of Karkat's paleromcoms, this would be the incredibly pathetic scene where Gamzee starts wailing the lyrics to "All By Myself (Don't Wanna Be Culled Anymore)" at the top of his lungs.]
[Action; outside 1338 Benny]
[Having been scolded by both drone parents because 'boys shouldn't be doing girly activities like baking', Gamzee has relocated his table of pies outdoors and is currently munching on a slice. Taped across the table is a large sign that reads:
Gamzee looks kind of lonely, come share a slice with him? There's three different types of pies to choose from:
1) Regular pies: through the power of miracles, Gamzee has actually managed to bake pies that most people would be familiar with, like apple and banana cream and cherry.
2) Stoner pies: the ingredients in these are kind of weird! You might get a strange but nonetheless delicious one, like peanut butter chocolate potato chips pie, or a pie filled with ice cream and soda. On the other hand, you might also get one with hamburger meat and strawberry syrup.
3) Pot pies: they look like normal pies, but Gamzee's added a special ingredient that the greasers at the high school said would make miracles happen. He's not sure how a bag full of what looks like grass is supposed to accomplish this, but humans can be pretty weird sometimes! Don't worry, there isn't enough pot in these pies to get anyone sick, just high.]
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Date: 2011-09-10 08:49 pm (UTC)Well that one is lookin' the most... edible and not an' not somethin' that looks like two things that should never be goin' in a pie together.
[ERIDAN SHUT UP CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER POTATO CHIP PIE SOUNDS AMAZING]
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Date: 2011-09-10 09:03 pm (UTC)[gives the whole tin to Eridan, he doesn't know how much the guy wants okay...]
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Date: 2011-09-11 05:56 pm (UTC)Gamz there is no magic in makin' a pie there's a' exact science about these things an'...this pie is actually not that fuckin' bad. This some kind a' fuckin' Faygo pie? Not that it would be makin' a difference in me enjoyin' this pie it's just soda after all.
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Date: 2011-09-12 01:38 am (UTC)Haha, I can't be remembering which pie got which shit stuffed into it. You like it? Shit, fishbro, go ahead and help yourself, it ain't often I can be getting you motherfuckers to slam a slice with a brother.
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Date: 2011-09-14 12:57 am (UTC)[suddenly, the world seems a ton more vibrant... and after eating all of that pie... he's still hungry. Ah, the miracles of recreational drug use!]
I'll have to be havin' another pie it's not often I get to be tastin' such deliciousness....
[He'll indulge in another pie...but apparently in really deep thought whilist going to fucking town on said pie.]
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Date: 2011-09-16 03:25 am (UTC)