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[miraculls]

[ACTION; morning all around Mayfield]

[Sadly, Gamzee has not yet acquired his trademark face-paint, as the stores refuse to sell make-up to a boy and he's too stupid to lie about it being for his girlfriend. Kanaya had offered to buy it for him, but then she got panscrubbed and now she just giggles at him and tells him to stop joking when he tries to bring it up. BUT GAMZEE IS A DETERMINATOR. HE IS MAKING THIS HAPPEN.

So it's back to plan A. After extensively studying the fashion sense and styles of the pink starmonkeys (aka staring at them in slack-jawed wonder), Gamzee has managed to come to the conclusion that the females wear really long shirts and no pants. He's stolen borrowed some clothes from his drone mom, but didn't bother with her make-up since that's motherfuckin' blasphemy.

In short, there is now a gangly thirteen year old boy wobbling around town in high-heels and a dress that's too big for him, and occasionally tripping on the hems or the shoes and falling flat onto his face. Also, he's gotten himself lost.]

[ACTION; later that afternoon]

[SUCCESS. Having somehow acquired the necessary make-up, Gamzee's wearing his clown facepaint at last...and also still in the dress, since it hasn't occurred to him yet that he might want to take it off. He can now be found all over Mayfield, staring in hypnotized wonder at the glory that is his miracle modus.

Sorry, were you holding something? Gamzee's just going to absently try to snag it and make it disappear into a beautiful swirl of seizure-inducing rainbow cards.

Also, for anyone at 1338 Benny, most of your items have probably mysteriously vanished.]

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[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[Looking around. Frantically. Almost bumping into Gamzee.]

Where the fuck are my--

What the fuck are you wearing?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Broooo, isn't it motherfuckin' awesome? I finally got my mirthful paint on all up over! Shit, I was feeling motherfuckin' naked without it.

[because that is clearly the only thing worth mentioning about his appearance here]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Stop wearing clothes for girls, asshole. I'm in the middle of something.

Have you seen my DVDs? They were in my respite block and now they're gone.

[After all, it's 5 PM, the time every day that Karkat locks himself in his room and watches his shitty rom coms.]

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

But they be comfortable as fuck. Wanna try?

Uhhhh...sorry, bro, I ain't got my remembering on for where they might have walked off to. [because he totally didn't even notice captchaloguing them]

[echidna]

[ omg gamzee's modus is soooo cooooool.

she has already captchalogued all her own stuff to keep it safe from his and is now just. watching. ]

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[the coolest

just going to reach for the closest thing and watch it vanish in a flash of rainbows

gosh let's hope karkat doesn't need to watch troll Hitch any time soon...]

[echidna]

[ haha he's gonna be so maaaaad.

she might. be bringing him more things to captchalogue. oops. ]

[afternoon; 1/2]

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

[Oh, it's that weird kid that lives down the street.]

[...Wearing a dress.]

[Well. He did seem to have a couple screws loose, so that wasn't too shocking. Lancer rested the crimson lance in his hand against his shoulder, approaching if only to ask just what the hell was up with this kid--]

[afternoon; itt nao is horrible to everyone she plays]

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

[And then his lance disappeared.]

[His. Lance. The weapon given to him by Scathach, the cursed spear that inverted causality to strike its victim's heart before the blade even moved, Gae Bolg itself disa-fucking-ppeared in a flurry of cards and mIrAcLeS.]

What the hell did you do, give that back!

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[Sorry bro, it's going to be a few moments of rAiNbOwS before Gamzee even notices Lancer's there.]

Uhhhh...did you all up and lose something, bro?

afternoon

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Scout cannot even comprehend what just happened. One second, he was wearing his hat. The next, some sort of small crossdressing clown made it disappear in a rainbow whirlwind.

What.]

HEY! What the-- Did you just--- What in God's name just freakin' happened?!

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[why are so many people interrupting his rainbow-watching time, not that he notices until they stop flashing]

I dunno, bro, what?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Did you just like, rainbow-magic my hat away? What the shit was that? Give it back!

afternoon;

[eternalfuture]

[Usagi has an ice cream cone! This is a glorious thing on a summer day like this. But the rainbows caught her attention, and she stopped to stare, and now her ice cream is gone. What do?]

Re: afternoon;

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[aww, the miracle modus stopped flashing, MUST FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO CHUCK INTO IT]

Heeeey, chica, where did you all up and abscond from?

afternoon;

[eternalfuture]

[No need to find something else; the ribbons in her hair get sucked into it a moment later.]

From the ice cream place down there! But, um. My ice cream disappeared when the rainbows were out...

[action; morning]

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

[wow gamzee that is definitely your look right there]

Uh.





I don't think, I really have anything, to say. Hey.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[he is the prettiest princess it is him]

Heeeey, Tavbro! Look at you, all walking around like a motherfuckin' miracle and shit!

[WAVES...and then wobbles precariously and falls flat on his face with a HONK]

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

[o-oh noo gamzee is it mean to laugh if its only a little bro you are very whimsical

Tavros jogs over (jogs!!!!!!) to help him stand up again]

Heh, yes, it is definitely something that can be called, a miracle, that I am walking, and doing other things, that I could not normally do, under previous circumstances.

[action; morning] woops

[reflames]

[What. What. WHAT. WHAT EVEN.

Have this lady staring at Gamzee with a raised eyebrow. Nope, not gonna say anything. Just...staring.]

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[Gamzee doesn't even seem to notice people staring. What is shame. He's just going to happily wobble along in the opposite direction from the shops, before tripping over the hem of his dress and falling over with a loud HONK]

[reflames]

[Blink-blink.] Uhhh...

[Mokou hesitantly walks over, crouching down.] Uh, kid...you okay?

It's so glorious it turned her eyes into cucumbers

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

[Rarity was on her way to do some errands, but then she rounded the corner and saw that... thing. And now she's just standing there several steps behind Gamzee, also staring at his miracle modus flashing majestically in midair. After a few moments, she takes a few tentative steps closer.]

MIRACLES

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[just staring at all the pretty colors look at them they're so pretty]

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

A-ah... excuse me...