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[miraculls]

[Action]

[Somewhere around town, you may stumble across a large pile of collapsed monsters, ants and praying mantises and crabs alike. Cheerfully sitting on top of the heap, like a scene from a stereotypical shounen manga, is Gamzee, swinging his feet and affectionately patting the head of one of the crabs. Could this actually be a display of competence and badassery from the normally stupid clown? Has he had hidden depths all along?

Hahahaha, no. On closer inspection, there are traces of green slime around all of the defeated monsters' mouths, as well as discarded empty pie tins everywhere. From the way their limbs are languidly twitching, it quickly becomes obvious that none of the monsters are actually dead, just incredibly stoned. Don't ask how he managed to get a bunch of robots and empty costumes blazed out of their minds - he is just that good.]

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[miraculls.livejournal.com]

You think so? Awww, I was gonna all what take one back to the hive.

...I ain't too sure what most of that meant, but haha, okay!

[grimmdark]

I'm sure you won't lose anything by trying, would you?

Don't mind it then. Let's just say I am not that kind of girl.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Then what are you doing. Other than getting your mad sit down on.

[heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's me! I guess me if I was a pink human creature. [Stoner hugs! She can dig this.] I was told I was the last one here! How funny how I was waiting for everyone to meet me at my location back home. Or...hmm I guess we can't call that home, but I don't know what else to call it.

Perhaps you should have kept them for someone else? I don't know if they'll stay here forever. Everything keeps disappearing and new things happen instead!

[encored]

Why can't you just dump them into the pond? [yes he realises they're only unconscious

no he doesn't care....]

[enemyradar.livejournal.com]

[Oh.
Rise had totally just been minding her own business, trying to avoid these weird monsters, and suddenly...this.]

Um... [Is all she can really muster. She's not sure whether or not she should walk away, or...]

I am not late

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

[ And over here just casually poking a couple of those stoned monsters with the end of a broom. Way to eliminate some challenge there, kid. ]

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

[The drug is so effective, in fact, that Susan briefly wonders if she's on any. She'll need to blink a few times.]

...Don't sit like that; you'll contract scoliosis.

[That's the best she can do she's under a lot of stress alright?]

[lonelyremnant.livejournal.com]

You would allow me to?

[She seems vaguely surprised.]

.......

I am honored, Little Oni, to rest on the spoils of your conquest.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[he spots her looking and waves at her]

Suuuuuuuup, my starmonkey sister?

never

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[peers down at him]

Haha, I don't think you're all gonna be able to rouse them from their z's with that. They're pretty motherfuckin' out of it, yo.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Oh shit, what's that? Some kinda disease?

[flops over on his stomach and manages to somehow hook his legs over his head like a deranged acrobat] That better?

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

...Yes. Yes, breaking your spine limits the possibility of contracting scoliosis significantly.

What are you doing?

[enemyradar.livejournal.com]

[She waves back and can't help but giggle a little, because what even.]

So, um. You did this?

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

You can say that again, brah. Shit, wish half the monsters I've met up with had the good sense to nap in the middle of the street.

[dclassreyvateil.livejournal.com]

[Finding her way down the streets, she'll come across this pile of fallen monsters that she curiously but cautiously walks up toward.]

Wow... what happened here?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Just hanging, brother. Getting my fine appreciate on for the miracles in life. There a need for me to do anything else?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I don't ever want to see you sharing it with anyone again.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

'Course, chica! You can do whatever you want, I ain't the kind of motherfucker what all orders others around and shit. [glances around himself confusedly] But my name's not Oni - I'm Gamzee, honk!

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

You think they're all wanting to take a dip? I don't know how I'd be hauling them there, though.

Sorry, she's all kinds of crazy. ^^;

[lonelyremnant.livejournal.com]

[Well, since he invited, she is just gonna make herself comfortable on the pile of crab people.]

My brother once had a throne like this. Only with people....


And far more blood. Blood and wine... He liked them both so much.

[She's been looking at some point far off in the distance. Then, as if this were a natural transition somehow, she suddenly turns toward him.]

Have you seen the bird, Little Oni? I can't find it anywhere....

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

I think you look good as a pink starmonkey, I like how bright and colorful they're all being. Not that the robot body was bad, but I think you look better like this. [Oh, she is talking about things he doesn't understand again, he will just assume they are time shenanigans.]

Haha, even if they do disappear, I ain't gonna deny them the miracles while they're still around. All the more reason to treat them nice while they're here.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're right! Ain't no reason not to be hoping they'll stay.

Really? So what kind of girl are you being at, then?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[glances around]

Uhhh...did what? [there's nothing going on here, just a guy hanging out with his new friends]

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

You just need to help them realize what they're all missing out on. Bring the mirthful circus to them like the motherfuckin' ringmaster, you get what I'm saying?