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Gamzee Makara ([personal profile] miraculls) wrote2011-09-10 03:05 pm

fOuR | aCtIoN

[Action; inside 1338 Benny]

[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach starts hurting after he downs a whole tin for some reason. This hasn't stopped him from baking dozens and dozens of them, though.

Anyone who comes into the kitchen of 1338 Benny will find Gamzee covered head to toe in flour, as well as what looks to be a minor explosion of various ingredients all over the countertops, including several that have no business being anywhere near a pie. The table, meanwhile, is stacked with piping hot pies. If this were one of Karkat's paleromcoms, this would be the incredibly pathetic scene where Gamzee starts wailing the lyrics to "All By Myself (Don't Wanna Be Culled Anymore)" at the top of his lungs.]


[Action; outside 1338 Benny]

[Having been scolded by both drone parents because 'boys shouldn't be doing girly activities like baking', Gamzee has relocated his table of pies outdoors and is currently munching on a slice. Taped across the table is a large sign that reads:



Gamzee looks kind of lonely, come share a slice with him? There's three different types of pies to choose from:

1) Regular pies: through the power of miracles, Gamzee has actually managed to bake pies that most people would be familiar with, like apple and banana cream and cherry.

2) Stoner pies: the ingredients in these are kind of weird! You might get a strange but nonetheless delicious one, like peanut butter chocolate potato chips pie, or a pie filled with ice cream and soda. On the other hand, you might also get one with hamburger meat and strawberry syrup.

3) Pot pies: they look like normal pies, but Gamzee's added a special ingredient that the greasers at the high school said would make miracles happen. He's not sure how a bag full of what looks like grass is supposed to accomplish this, but humans can be pretty weird sometimes! Don't worry, there isn't enough pot in these pies to get anyone sick, just high.]

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[You know what? Dist could use some pie right about now. He hasn't been able to lift out of his depressed funk for weeks, so he can't help but stop and raise an eyebrow at the table.]

What's this, now?

Action

[identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh man, was Eridan Starving. He hadn't had a decent bite to eat all day...and while his common sense tells him to avoid anything that Gamzee would bake ever...

He's really hungry. And it's free.

But there's that nagging voice. It's food. Baked by Gamzee. There is no part of this that sounds like a good idea to Eridan.

though if it was Faygo pie, that wouldn't be too bad he supposes.

He gives in.]

Free pies, eh? Gamz you always know how to be winnin' me over cause I'm fuckin' starvin' right now. I'll take a pie.

[Eridan, you don't HAVE better judgement.]

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[sneaking by with a hood over her head--



oh gog that smells delicious]

inside

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[So Karkat can't find The Notebook anywhere, and obviously he needs it. He doesn't feel like watching it or anything, but still. Just in case, he needs to stop back by the house. It's probably there. After all, he checked everywhere for it except in the case.

He really doesn't care how Jade and Gamzee are getting along without him at all.

So he's sneaking in through the kitchen to go look for the Notebook.]

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[languidly waves]

Heeeeey, brother! You interested in kicking back a slice or two? Ain't charging no starmonkey boondollars for this, haha.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, sure thing, fishbro! Which of my fine motherfuckin' wares you wanna be trying today?

( action. )

[identity profile] tranches.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Did someone say pies? While trying to escape the hell hole Stocking was stuck in she happened to come across the sign. She simply adored sweet things especially pies!

Don't mind her standing in front of you with a big smile. ]


OUTSIDE

[identity profile] stealsluck.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Finally found a hobby outside of your shitty rhymes?

Damn, I'm nearly proud.

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Starmonkey... ...whatever.

[Free pie? What could possibly be wrong with that? So Dist shrugs, sakes a slice, and parks his ass on the curb to eat.]

Why'd you make so many?

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[wow what a cunning disguise

who could ever see through that Gamzee sure can't]


You look like you're interested in slamming a motherfuckin' slice, brosis.

[identity profile] wingsaflutter.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Have a hesitant pony, although she's looking at the pies rather longingly. They smell good, okay.]

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Shhhhhhhh!

[hurries over and whispers] Is Karkat around?

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gamzee's in the middle of taking a pie out of the oven when he happens to glance up and notice Karkat sneaking past. He jerks up, then yelps as he burns his hand against the oven and drops the pie on the floor. Never mind that though oh gosh Karkat]

Best friend! You're back!

[looking pathetically hopeful and excited here....]

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh gosh Gamzee is always happy to meet someone who can appreciate the miracle that is pie]

Shit, help yourself, chica! These motherfuckin' pies ain't gonna be eating themselves, haha.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[o-oh, hi Vriska...]

Aww, I still got plenty of time for any motherfucker who wants to be laying down some sick motherfuckin' beats with me. You interested?

[identity profile] tranches.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)


[ She quickly sat down next to him, grabbed random pies and began to eat them. ]

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[yay more ponies ;u; Gamzee thinks you are all miracles okay]

Hey, hoofsister. Up for slamming back a few motherfuckin' slices all what into your protein chute?

[identity profile] battymadam.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Free pies?! Oh, goodie! I sure love gettin' free stuff!

[stands on her toes and tries to reach a pie. Gamzee, the pie she gets may be in your hands...]

[identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[He looks over the pies carefully... pointing to one that looks... normal. But oh, how little he knows. How little he knows.]

Well that one is lookin' the most... edible and not an' not somethin' that looks like two things that should never be goin' in a pie together.

[ERIDAN SHUT UP CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER POTATO CHIP PIE SOUNDS AMAZING]

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess I kinda motherfuckin' lost track of how many I made, haha. It's all good, just means there's more to share with friends.

[cuts out another slice for himself]

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit! Don't use the thermal insulation chamber if you can't watch where you're putting your claw!

[He really didn't want to get caught and his immediate reaction probably would have been to feel badly because he knows how Gamzee is and he can see just from this reaction that staying away like this is hurting him. But now he's all distracted by Gamzee's horribly dangerous and stupid kitchen safety. What the fuck.]

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, I think they all look real motherfuckin' tasty. Everything can be going into a pie, brother, that's how the miracles happen.

[gives the whole tin to Eridan, he doesn't know how much the guy wants okay...]

[identity profile] wingsaflutter.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
O-Oh I just think they smell lovely. I wouldn't want to slam them, the poor pies...

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[looks shocked by this stunning revelation!] Whooooa, that you, blindtits?

[and then looks kind of sad...] Awwwwauwagh, naw. He up and motherfuckin' left a few days ago.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[the hood drops.] ...Huh? Really?

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