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[ACTION; morning all around Mayfield]
[Sadly, Gamzee has not yet acquired his trademark face-paint, as the stores refuse to sell make-up to a boy and he's too stupid to lie about it being for his girlfriend. Kanaya had offered to buy it for him, but then she got panscrubbed and now she just giggles at him and tells him to stop joking when he tries to bring it up. BUT GAMZEE IS A DETERMINATOR. HE IS MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
So it's back to plan A. After extensively studying the fashion sense and styles of the pink starmonkeys (aka staring at them in slack-jawed wonder), Gamzee has managed to come to the conclusion that the females wear really long shirts and no pants. He'sstolen borrowed some clothes from his drone mom, but didn't bother with her make-up since that's motherfuckin' blasphemy.
In short, there is now a gangly thirteen year old boy wobbling around town in high-heels and a dress that's too big for him, and occasionally tripping on the hems or the shoes and falling flat onto his face. Also, he's gotten himself lost.]
[ACTION; later that afternoon]
[SUCCESS. Having somehow acquired the necessary make-up, Gamzee's wearing his clown facepaint at last...and also still in the dress, since it hasn't occurred to him yet that he might want to take it off. He can now be found all over Mayfield, staring in hypnotized wonder at the glory that is his miracle modus.
Sorry, were you holding something? Gamzee's just going to absently try to snag it and make it disappear into a beautiful swirl of seizure-inducing rainbow cards.
Also, for anyone at 1338 Benny, most of your items have probably mysteriously vanished.]
[Sadly, Gamzee has not yet acquired his trademark face-paint, as the stores refuse to sell make-up to a boy and he's too stupid to lie about it being for his girlfriend. Kanaya had offered to buy it for him, but then she got panscrubbed and now she just giggles at him and tells him to stop joking when he tries to bring it up. BUT GAMZEE IS A DETERMINATOR. HE IS MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
So it's back to plan A. After extensively studying the fashion sense and styles of the pink starmonkeys (aka staring at them in slack-jawed wonder), Gamzee has managed to come to the conclusion that the females wear really long shirts and no pants. He's
In short, there is now a gangly thirteen year old boy wobbling around town in high-heels and a dress that's too big for him, and occasionally tripping on the hems or the shoes and falling flat onto his face. Also, he's gotten himself lost.]
[ACTION; later that afternoon]
[SUCCESS. Having somehow acquired the necessary make-up, Gamzee's wearing his clown facepaint at last...and also still in the dress, since it hasn't occurred to him yet that he might want to take it off. He can now be found all over Mayfield, staring in hypnotized wonder at the glory that is his miracle modus.
Sorry, were you holding something? Gamzee's just going to absently try to snag it and make it disappear into a beautiful swirl of seizure-inducing rainbow cards.
Also, for anyone at 1338 Benny, most of your items have probably mysteriously vanished.]
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this is an intervention they are doing this for his own good
wow the house is getting progressively more empty...]
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it isn't until the living room is almost entirely empty that jade notices something is wrong...
they're running out of things to captcha. ]
omfg your icon is so cute i cannot even
the horror
the rainbow finally stops flashing and gamzee looks around, a little confused]
Whooooa, hivesis, when'd you all up and get here?
haha ikr. and gamzee+jade is quickly becoming my favorite thing
THEY ARE SO CUTE ;u;
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[ But not any of her stuff hee hee hee. ]
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Whooooa, when'd this hive all up and get so empty? Hahaha, guess I must have done, sis.