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Gamzee Makara ([personal profile] miraculls) wrote2011-10-27 11:44 pm

sIx | AcTiOn

[Action]

[Somewhere around town, you may stumble across a large pile of collapsed monsters, ants and praying mantises and crabs alike. Cheerfully sitting on top of the heap, like a scene from a stereotypical shounen manga, is Gamzee, swinging his feet and affectionately patting the head of one of the crabs. Could this actually be a display of competence and badassery from the normally stupid clown? Has he had hidden depths all along?

Hahahaha, no. On closer inspection, there are traces of green slime around all of the defeated monsters' mouths, as well as discarded empty pie tins everywhere. From the way their limbs are languidly twitching, it quickly becomes obvious that none of the monsters are actually dead, just incredibly stoned. Don't ask how he managed to get a bunch of robots and empty costumes blazed out of their minds - he is just that good.]

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Whooooooooa, you know what this motherfuckin' place should all need?

A popcorn pie.

I gotta get started on that shit, yo.

[identity profile] ironicjournal.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck yeah you do. Always work with your munchies, not against 'em. One of the most valuable lessons in life. I am the kickass roofninja school-marm. It's me.