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[miraculls]

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[Somewhere around town, you may stumble across a large pile of collapsed monsters, ants and praying mantises and crabs alike. Cheerfully sitting on top of the heap, like a scene from a stereotypical shounen manga, is Gamzee, swinging his feet and affectionately patting the head of one of the crabs. Could this actually be a display of competence and badassery from the normally stupid clown? Has he had hidden depths all along?

Hahahaha, no. On closer inspection, there are traces of green slime around all of the defeated monsters' mouths, as well as discarded empty pie tins everywhere. From the way their limbs are languidly twitching, it quickly becomes obvious that none of the monsters are actually dead, just incredibly stoned. Don't ask how he managed to get a bunch of robots and empty costumes blazed out of their minds - he is just that good.]

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[grimmdark]

[Wait what.]

I might be wrong, although I highly doubt so, but I believe the objective was to kill them before they...er, attempted to kill us, or something to the same effect. Not that this week has made any sense to begin with.

What is that green substance supposed to be anyway?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Shit, really? I don't wanna cull these motherfuckers, they cool.

And it's sopor, honk! You want some?

[grimmdark]

Hmm, I suppose their demise is not really a necessity, as log as you keep them under control. They are likely to vanish once the day is over anyway.

And I must refuse. I prefer not to cloud life's excruciating uninteresting passage with mind altering beverages. More for you I guess.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

You think so? Awww, I was gonna all what take one back to the hive.

...I ain't too sure what most of that meant, but haha, okay!

[grimmdark]

I'm sure you won't lose anything by trying, would you?

Don't mind it then. Let's just say I am not that kind of girl.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're right! Ain't no reason not to be hoping they'll stay.

Really? So what kind of girl are you being at, then?

[grimmdark]

At least not all of them; I know Karkat would probably want them gone. But what do I know.

[That actually makes her stop for a moment.]

I'm still figuring that one out.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Maybe his lusus will be all real excited to make some new crustacean friends?

That's cool, sometimes I got no motherfuckin' idea who I am either.

[grimmdark]

That you will have to discuss with his lusus to make sure.

[She's not even going to bring up that last she knew, Karkat's lusus was dead. No sense on making things complicated.]

I don't find that reassuring at all. In my case, it started shortly after ending up here though. I don't really know about you.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Haha, I don't know if that motherfucker all what likes me too much. He gets real motherfuckin' crabby and snappish sometimes, it's kinda scary.

About my whole motherfuckin' life, honk! It's cool though - I figure as long as a brother all up and does what his heart tells him to, that's probably who he's all being, even if he don't really know who that motherfucker is. [this logic makes total sense]

[grimmdark]

I suppose that's the way a lusus should be. But I can't really say I have any first, second, or third hand experience with one. [All she had was an...interesting cat sprite.]

You keep being true to your heart and things will work themselves out eventually.

[Well it works for some people. Just not for her.]

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

My lusus weren't like that at all, but hey. Every family's different, yeah? [not that...he's really had that much experience with his either, all things considered....]

That is a motherfuckin' bitchtastic motto, chica! S'what I've always believed in and it ain't done me no wrong yet.