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[miraculls]

[Action]

[Somewhere around town, you may stumble across a large pile of collapsed monsters, ants and praying mantises and crabs alike. Cheerfully sitting on top of the heap, like a scene from a stereotypical shounen manga, is Gamzee, swinging his feet and affectionately patting the head of one of the crabs. Could this actually be a display of competence and badassery from the normally stupid clown? Has he had hidden depths all along?

Hahahaha, no. On closer inspection, there are traces of green slime around all of the defeated monsters' mouths, as well as discarded empty pie tins everywhere. From the way their limbs are languidly twitching, it quickly becomes obvious that none of the monsters are actually dead, just incredibly stoned. Don't ask how he managed to get a bunch of robots and empty costumes blazed out of their minds - he is just that good.]

Comments

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

You know, chilling out and just watching the motherfuckin' miracles happen. [gosh Susan aren't you supposed to be a teacher]

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

The only miracle I see is that you're not yet a gray splotch on the pavement. And as far as miracles go, that's something of a low standard.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[gives her a huge beam and almost wobbles off the pile in his excitement]

That's what I'm talking about, sister! If you open your ocular globes for long enough, you can see miracles motherfuckin' everywhere, even in the real small shit no one done pays much attention to. Like...clouds, right? How are they all being different shapes and fluffy and sticking to the sky like that? Miracles.

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

...I changed my mind.

The other miracle is that you've survived as long as you have without walking off a cliff.

And the actual answer is 'suspension of water droplets'.