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Gamzee Makara ([personal profile] miraculls) wrote2011-10-27 11:44 pm

sIx | AcTiOn

[Action]

[Somewhere around town, you may stumble across a large pile of collapsed monsters, ants and praying mantises and crabs alike. Cheerfully sitting on top of the heap, like a scene from a stereotypical shounen manga, is Gamzee, swinging his feet and affectionately patting the head of one of the crabs. Could this actually be a display of competence and badassery from the normally stupid clown? Has he had hidden depths all along?

Hahahaha, no. On closer inspection, there are traces of green slime around all of the defeated monsters' mouths, as well as discarded empty pie tins everywhere. From the way their limbs are languidly twitching, it quickly becomes obvious that none of the monsters are actually dead, just incredibly stoned. Don't ask how he managed to get a bunch of robots and empty costumes blazed out of their minds - he is just that good.]

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-10-28 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[waves down at him cheerfully]

Uhhh...I dunno, what? Can't really tell what you're all motherfuckin' looking at behind those sweet shades you got going on there.

[identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com 2011-10-28 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ he waves back before realizing fuck no what is he doing stop that. ]

Some sort of bizarre seafood platter from hell.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-10-28 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Naaaw, I think the crab's being the only motherfuckin' seadweller around here. And I don't wanna eat my invertebrothers, they be dope.

[identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com 2011-10-28 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Then what are you doing. Other than getting your mad sit down on.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-10-29 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Just hanging, brother. Getting my fine appreciate on for the miracles in life. There a need for me to do anything else?

[identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com 2011-10-29 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Nah. Giant monster invasion seems like a perfectly good time to do some old fashioned soul searching.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[what is sarcasm]

Exactly, yo! All this chaotic gambol going on around this place, it's the perfect time to take a motherfuckin' chill pill and just stop stressing for a few moments, y'know? Honk.

[identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah seems like you've been scarfing down the chill pills. Might want to ease up on that a bit.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
You think I need to cut down on the pie? I did have a ton already today...

[identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Nah if you ask me you haven't had enough.
Edited 2011-11-09 03:43 (UTC)