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[So it seems like there's been a lot of drama and hurt feelings lately! Gamzee doesn't really get it, but you know what's fun? Parties and dancing and getting to hang out with your friends all night are fun! Surely this will be a great way to cheer everyone up! And okay, there's some kind of weird human thing about only going to hiveapproaching dances with one person, but that does not sound like it would be as much fun as going with lots of people, so clearly humans just have no idea what they're talking about.]

Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?

So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?

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[It is a good thing that Gamzee has no problem with picking up the phone twenty million times and having the other person hang up, then.]

Tavros! [NO GAMZEE KEEP IT COOL haha yeah like there's a fat chance of that every happening] Hey, bro! Ain't heard from you in a while. [if by a while, we mean like...a day and a half...] The motherfuck is up?

[wow they are really good at this not talking thing]

Not much, really, I mean, aside from things, which I am not really here to talk about. What about, um, you?

I miss you, bro. [no shame no shame] Are you still all what motherfuckin' salty at me?

Oh, wow, that is, uh, something, I guess, but I think that I definitely missed you too, which is mostly why I am calling, and not really about the date thing at all, which I don't, uuuuh, want anything to do with, thanks though.

[Pause to think!!]

Um, no, not really, since it was, uh, kind of my fault, in the first place?

You did? This mean we can be Tav-Z and best buddies again? [no Gamzee don't cry don't fucking cry

haha just kidding he's not crying at all. but he might be if he was a little less stoned and emotionally stupid.]

Uhhhhh...how so? I ain't seeing that at all.

Uh, heh, yeah we can be, Tav-Z again, and also best buddies.

[because I got way too stupidly emotionally invested in your dumb makeout idea gosh gamzee!!!]

I guess, that isn't really important, and maybe since we are being best bros again, we don't have to talk about it.

[can you hear him beaming over the phone]

Shit, you got no idea how glad I'm all being to hear that. And if you wanna be closing up the tentflaps on that subject, then fuck, that's what we'll do!

Yes, uh, I think that circus, of emotion, and sometimes tongues, had best leave town, before it tries to, um, taurus apart again.

Yeah, I think if we start that two-man show again, it'll probably go clownhill real motherfuckin' fast.

I mean, uh, not it that was terribull, or anything, just that, the horns on it, got a little too sharp for me.

It jest got too much, juggling all those motherfuckin' horns in the air.

Maybe we should, uh, save up, these sick word plays, for our debut performance?

Haha, that's probably a good idea. Don't wanna get too burnt out on all these diseased fires.

You going to the hiveapproaching dance? We can be all what premiering Tav-Z there, honk!

I think, that would be pretty amazing, if we did that, so I guess that I will see you there?

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i hate you and i hate me

why are we doing this again WHY...

no we are stopping right now

this is just what all of our threads are in danger of turning into isn't it

pretty much always your fault though