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[miraculls]

[So it seems like there's been a lot of drama and hurt feelings lately! Gamzee doesn't really get it, but you know what's fun? Parties and dancing and getting to hang out with your friends all night are fun! Surely this will be a great way to cheer everyone up! And okay, there's some kind of weird human thing about only going to hiveapproaching dances with one person, but that does not sound like it would be as much fun as going with lots of people, so clearly humans just have no idea what they're talking about.]

Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?

So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?

Comments

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Gamzee, if you haven't hung up already, get off your ass and do it.

Okay, I'm probably sticking my sniffnode where it doesn't belong, but if you're at all interested in going to homecoming, I sort of had a thought.

[cullscuttlefish]

...oh? And what would that be, Crabsnack?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

It's no big deal if you're not interested.

I just thought, I don't know, if it was me, it might be fun to have someone to go with. And...just between us, Tavros is kind of down in the refuse blocks over some rom problems he's been going through, and since he doesn't have a date, I think he's not going to show.

I just thought it might be good for him if he had someone to go with, just as friends. And I thought maybe that might sound good to you, too. To take your pan off everything else.

[cullscuttlefish]

...I wasn't going to show either, to be honest. But just as friends...I can handle this, I think. So long as it's crystal-clear that there's nothing else intended there.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I couldn't agree more. Misunderstandings are definitely not a thing I want to happen.

[cullscuttlefish]

You and me both.