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[So it seems like there's been a lot of drama and hurt feelings lately! Gamzee doesn't really get it, but you know what's fun? Parties and dancing and getting to hang out with your friends all night are fun! Surely this will be a great way to cheer everyone up! And okay, there's some kind of weird human thing about only going to hiveapproaching dances with one person, but that does not sound like it would be as much fun as going with lots of people, so clearly humans just have no idea what they're talking about.]

Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?

So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?

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Yeah, I think if we start that two-man show again, it'll probably go clownhill real motherfuckin' fast.

I mean, uh, not it that was terribull, or anything, just that, the horns on it, got a little too sharp for me.

It jest got too much, juggling all those motherfuckin' horns in the air.

Maybe we should, uh, save up, these sick word plays, for our debut performance?

Haha, that's probably a good idea. Don't wanna get too burnt out on all these diseased fires.

You going to the hiveapproaching dance? We can be all what premiering Tav-Z there, honk!

I think, that would be pretty amazing, if we did that, so I guess that I will see you there?

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i hate you and i hate me

why are we doing this again WHY...

no we are stopping right now

this is just what all of our threads are in danger of turning into isn't it

pretty much always your fault though