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[miraculls]

[So it seems like there's been a lot of drama and hurt feelings lately! Gamzee doesn't really get it, but you know what's fun? Parties and dancing and getting to hang out with your friends all night are fun! Surely this will be a great way to cheer everyone up! And okay, there's some kind of weird human thing about only going to hiveapproaching dances with one person, but that does not sound like it would be as much fun as going with lots of people, so clearly humans just have no idea what they're talking about.]

Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?

So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?

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[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[He sighs. He's already forgiven Eridan - they're all alive in this town, so no harm no foul, and Gamzee's not one to hold a grudge in the first place - but that doesn't stop him from being disappointed.]

Shit, ain't I always telling you motherfuckers that we just gotta be putting our faith in a miracle? Long as we're alive, there's always hope - fuck, even after that. Sollux all kicked himself back to us, didn't he?

You could have come fronted all that nasty noise to a brother, I would have all dumped you in the horn pile for a motherfuckin' feelings jam. That's what your friends are being around for - to be looking out for each other, not so you can get your hemocide on.

[Of course, Gamzee has no idea just how hypocritical he's being here or that at the time of Eridan's murder spree, he himself had already vanished and was completely unavailable for feeling jams.]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

What I should a' done has no meanin' Gamz. There wasn't any sort a' hope in our future with Jack runnin' around...

Well, I woulda confided in you but honestly when all a' this was goin' down... I couldn't even fuckin' find you...

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

That ain't true. Dude might be a nasty motherfucker, but it don't mean we couldn't have absconded or taken him out. Best friend was all over that shit with the starmonkeys, he wouldn't have let us down.

Uhhh...really? Haha, that's weird, I was all being told to stay in the main room. Did you check the load gaper?

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Hm, didn't think to be checkin' there.

Well now I feel just silly.

I don't think anyone was really able to be findin' you around that time, really...

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Whoooops, guess I must have gotten my bad self lost again. That hive was being all way too motherfuckin' big.

Are you okay now? Ain't feeling like you're gonna be going shithive maggots again?