http://crusthatecean.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] miraculls 2011-08-09 03:49 am (UTC)

you asshole cappy

Ugh, you know the one! I know I've shown it to you before. It's called 'In Which A Man Has A Chance Encounter With An Attractive Woman And Develops Flushed Inclinations Very Quickly; He Discovers That Due to a Tragic FLARPing Incident, She Suffers From A Thinkpan Injury That Causes Her To Lose All Recollection Of Her Life After The Point Of Receiving It Upon Each Evening; He Attempts to Court Her Concupiscent Affections Each Evening, But a Series of Mishaps Results In Frequent Flipping to Relations of the Caliginous Type; 3 Additional Characters Provide Comedic Relief; 6 Onscreen Kisses Are Shared; 1 Tasteful Implied Pail Filling; 2-4 Lines That Could Be Construed As Humorous; 27 Incidents Involving Bodily Fluids; 1 Montage Set to Music to Summarize Tedious Events; And An Ending Implying A Satisfying Resolution For All.'

It has Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore?

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