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[miraculls]

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[Somewhere around town, you may stumble across a large pile of collapsed monsters, ants and praying mantises and crabs alike. Cheerfully sitting on top of the heap, like a scene from a stereotypical shounen manga, is Gamzee, swinging his feet and affectionately patting the head of one of the crabs. Could this actually be a display of competence and badassery from the normally stupid clown? Has he had hidden depths all along?

Hahahaha, no. On closer inspection, there are traces of green slime around all of the defeated monsters' mouths, as well as discarded empty pie tins everywhere. From the way their limbs are languidly twitching, it quickly becomes obvious that none of the monsters are actually dead, just incredibly stoned. Don't ask how he managed to get a bunch of robots and empty costumes blazed out of their minds - he is just that good.]

Comments

[heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com]

Gamzee!

I guess everyone is all here. [She quickly starts climbing up the pile of monsters.] Are all these pie tins from your modus?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[squints down at her before blinking]

Aradia? That you? [oh gosh, this is very exciting! have a huge stoner hug] Looks like everyone finally got their abscond on to this miracle town! I knew you'd be showing up sooner or later.

And yeah, a brother's gotta keep extra rations on claw, y'know? Just in case he finds some motherfuckers who he can be chilling with.

[heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's me! I guess me if I was a pink human creature. [Stoner hugs! She can dig this.] I was told I was the last one here! How funny how I was waiting for everyone to meet me at my location back home. Or...hmm I guess we can't call that home, but I don't know what else to call it.

Perhaps you should have kept them for someone else? I don't know if they'll stay here forever. Everything keeps disappearing and new things happen instead!

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

I think you look good as a pink starmonkey, I like how bright and colorful they're all being. Not that the robot body was bad, but I think you look better like this. [Oh, she is talking about things he doesn't understand again, he will just assume they are time shenanigans.]

Haha, even if they do disappear, I ain't gonna deny them the miracles while they're still around. All the more reason to treat them nice while they're here.

[heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com]

I feel much better now that I'm no longer in the robot body. But I think that's probably because I'm not dead or something. [She forgets that everyone is all over the timeline. She just doesn't know who's ahead or at the same time as her.]

That's a good way of seeing it. They're empty inside though, so I wonder how you got them to eat them. I opened one earlier and there was nothing inside!

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that might have something to do with it. Being dead don't sound like a real fun party.

They are? Whoooooa. Guess they really needed some of my pie to fill them up, haha.

[heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com]

It really wasn't! But that's in the past.

I don't know if it made much of a difference, but I'm sure they appreciate you sharing with them!