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[miraculls]

[Action]

[Somewhere around town, you may stumble across a large pile of collapsed monsters, ants and praying mantises and crabs alike. Cheerfully sitting on top of the heap, like a scene from a stereotypical shounen manga, is Gamzee, swinging his feet and affectionately patting the head of one of the crabs. Could this actually be a display of competence and badassery from the normally stupid clown? Has he had hidden depths all along?

Hahahaha, no. On closer inspection, there are traces of green slime around all of the defeated monsters' mouths, as well as discarded empty pie tins everywhere. From the way their limbs are languidly twitching, it quickly becomes obvious that none of the monsters are actually dead, just incredibly stoned. Don't ask how he managed to get a bunch of robots and empty costumes blazed out of their minds - he is just that good.]

Comments

[foalingaround.livejournal.com]

Whoa! Did you really beat these things all by yourself?

[Guess who is the most observant?

Not Rainbow Dash...]

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Uhhh...naw, ain't no subjugglating going on around here. I just split a couple of pies with some hungry looking motherfuckers, that's all.

[foalingaround.livejournal.com]

So you defeated them by...giving them pie?

Huh...I guess I never really thought of trying that.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Guess so, haha! Pulled the same motherfuckin' trick back with the imps and shit in the game. Ain't no need to resort to in-tents violence when we can all reach our mutual understanding on instead, y'know?

[foalingaround.livejournal.com]

[She tilts her head at that.] Game?

Huh, not something I'd really come up with, but hey you still got 'em to stop!