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[Somewhere around town, you may stumble across a large pile of collapsed monsters, ants and praying mantises and crabs alike. Cheerfully sitting on top of the heap, like a scene from a stereotypical shounen manga, is Gamzee, swinging his feet and affectionately patting the head of one of the crabs. Could this actually be a display of competence and badassery from the normally stupid clown? Has he had hidden depths all along?
Hahahaha, no. On closer inspection, there are traces of green slime around all of the defeated monsters' mouths, as well as discarded empty pie tins everywhere. From the way their limbs are languidly twitching, it quickly becomes obvious that none of the monsters are actually dead, just incredibly stoned. Don't ask how he managed to get a bunch of robots and empty costumes blazed out of their minds - he is just that good.]
[Somewhere around town, you may stumble across a large pile of collapsed monsters, ants and praying mantises and crabs alike. Cheerfully sitting on top of the heap, like a scene from a stereotypical shounen manga, is Gamzee, swinging his feet and affectionately patting the head of one of the crabs. Could this actually be a display of competence and badassery from the normally stupid clown? Has he had hidden depths all along?
Hahahaha, no. On closer inspection, there are traces of green slime around all of the defeated monsters' mouths, as well as discarded empty pie tins everywhere. From the way their limbs are languidly twitching, it quickly becomes obvious that none of the monsters are actually dead, just incredibly stoned. Don't ask how he managed to get a bunch of robots and empty costumes blazed out of their minds - he is just that good.]
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Hey, bro! Just chilling with all these new invertebrothers I up and came across.
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Looking kind of worriedly at the unconscious insects and empty pie tins.]
How much did you give them?
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I didn't give that to you for you to be sharing it with anyone. It's going to run out if you do that.
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Aww, that's real motherfuckin' sweet of you, best friend. But I can't be hogging all the miracles to my own self, y'know? Anyway, I can be making pie out of other shit, it ain't being that big a deal.
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Figure it out and tell me.
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...a lot? Ain't really like I plan this kinda shit out, bro. [he...doesn't actually eat that much a day....]
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All right, if that's what you want. I wasn't gonna be giving any to the starmonkeys here anyway, Kanaya said it might make them sick.
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Just keep that shit to yourself.
[He doesn't want to act angry, and he is trying to calm himself down. But he doesn't have much left to trade. If he has to lose his movies, he's okay with that, but he has no choice over what they'll take from him. If they'll only take his lusus, he won't have a choice.]
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And you'll tell me if you start getting low.
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Chill, best friend, I got it. No more handing out the pimp sneeze to any other motherfucker here.
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[Going to go around to the stupid crabs and unzip their zippers, they are just too embarrassing.]
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Whatcha doing?
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