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[So it seems like there's been a lot of drama and hurt feelings lately! Gamzee doesn't really get it, but you know what's fun? Parties and dancing and getting to hang out with your friends all night are fun! Surely this will be a great way to cheer everyone up! And okay, there's some kind of weird human thing about only going to hiveapproaching dances with one person, but that does not sound like it would be as much fun as going with lots of people, so clearly humans just have no idea what they're talking about.]

Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?

So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?

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Oh, uh, hi Karkat, I kind of forgot, that you lived there too.

Yeah, yeah. Gamzee, I'm serious, hang up now.

I wanted to ask you something, actually. Then you could go back to whatever awful conversation you were having.

You can, um, ask, but I'm not really sure how much help I will be, with the answer?

For all you know, the question are what are the rules to all of the most insipid games for wigglers available on our planet. Don't just assume you can't help.

Look, did you catch any of that shit going down with Feferi and Eridan earlier this week?

Uuuuum, not, uh, really, I mean maybe a little, but it is not really something, I understand all that much about, sorry.

It doesn't matter. The point is, she just had a pretty spectacular blow up there and I guess I felt kind of bad. She was planning to go to the dance with him, and I think she was really looking forward to it or something. God knows why, but it's still a shitty situation.

Oh, uh, yeah that does sound pretty bad, but, was that the question?

No, that wasn't a question at all, fuckwit.

The question was that I thought it might be fun for her if she had someone to go with, like a friend thing. And your plans amount to sitting alone in your respiteblock with animals you're allergic to, so I thought you might be willing to go with her. Make the two of you collectively a little less pathetic or maybe even have a good time?

That actually, uh, sounds like a pretty fun time, because, Feferi is nice, and also a lot better, than other options. So, I guess, that despite saying that I was not interested in Gamzee's frienddate thing, at all, I am actually okay with participating in a frienddate, if Feferi is, um, okay with going, with me, because I know I am kind of, uuuh, embarrassing, compared to someone like Eridan.

Tavros, you are infinitely less embarrassing than someone like Eridan.

And she may have already said she wanted to if you were interested.

That was pretty, uh, easy then, cool.

. . . What do you, um, bring to a friend-date?

I don't know. Do I seem like I go on a lot of friend dates?

Just show her a nice time like you would for anyone. Bring her plantlife or something. But she's also stressed out about all this rom bullshit so keep it friendly and keep her pan away from that shit.

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Okay, I will obtain plantlife, and also, construct an ill beat, so delirious it will distract her, from all terrible romance constructs, and everything will be friendship, and nothing will, um, I forgot, where I was going with this.

You don't--

[He was about to advise against the ill beat construction, but what the hell. It's not like Tavros is going to be trying to win her romantic affections. It probably will distract her.]

Yeah, fine, okay. I'll tell her you're picking her up around seven.

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