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[So it seems like there's been a lot of drama and hurt feelings lately! Gamzee doesn't really get it, but you know what's fun? Parties and dancing and getting to hang out with your friends all night are fun! Surely this will be a great way to cheer everyone up! And okay, there's some kind of weird human thing about only going to hiveapproaching dances with one person, but that does not sound like it would be as much fun as going with lots of people, so clearly humans just have no idea what they're talking about.]

Haha, so I guess the starmonkey dance is tomorrow? I heard you're all what only supposed to be going with a partner, but shit, that ain't sounding real fair to me for the motherfuckers that can't be finding one or wanna go with all their friends. Ain't cool for anyone to be left out, y'know?

So yeah, if any motherfucker out there still needs someone to go with, hit a brother up, honk! Let's get this motherfuckin' friend date show on the road. [beat, and then awkwardly because Gamzee has no idea how to filter anything ever but he wants to make sure his friend is okay] Feferi, you going?

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I don't know. Do I seem like I go on a lot of friend dates?

Just show her a nice time like you would for anyone. Bring her plantlife or something. But she's also stressed out about all this rom bullshit so keep it friendly and keep her pan away from that shit.

Edited 2011-10-15 03:29 (UTC)

[ oh she's going to just pretend that was a cat being strangled and not him because that's better I guess... ]

So, um, I don't know if maybe you noticed some fliers up recently?

[ not like they were easy to miss or anything. ]

Okay, I will obtain plantlife, and also, construct an ill beat, so delirious it will distract her, from all terrible romance constructs, and everything will be friendship, and nothing will, um, I forgot, where I was going with this.

It jest got too much, juggling all those motherfuckin' horns in the air.

I was going to ask, if maybe, those were really necessary, at all, because, wow, I mean thanks for the compliments, but also, uh.

Wow.

You don't--

[He was about to advise against the ill beat construction, but what the hell. It's not like Tavros is going to be trying to win her romantic affections. It probably will distract her.]

Yeah, fine, okay. I'll tell her you're picking her up around seven.

Maybe we should, uh, save up, these sick word plays, for our debut performance?

Oh, you're welcome, and they are all true! [ except maybe not but she sounds like she believes the lie she is telling so that's something. ] But I wanted to apologize.

[ She almost looks surprised, not used to him being so... perceptive. ]

Yes, I am a really sure! [ and she actually sounds like she means it this time. Shuffling towards him now, leaning up for some moe as fuck eskimo kissing. ] I think it's really nice of you to do that.

And I will definitely hold you to that!

Haha, that's probably a good idea. Don't wanna get too burnt out on all these diseased fires.

You going to the hiveapproaching dance? We can be all what premiering Tav-Z there, honk!

It is, uuuh, okay, I mean, I was not really all that nice to you, earlier, so I kind of deserved it? Um, well, what I am saying, is not to worry about it, so maybe, we can all move on, and stuff.

[Yes.

Suave mastered.]

I think, that would be pretty amazing, if we did that, so I guess that I will see you there?

No, I meant- [ she was actually going to apologize for failing to find a suitable date for him but she'll just roll with this instead. ] Yeah, you're right!

[ well for him that is actually pretty suave so. good job tav-z. ]

That is not how it works, Gamzee! [scream]

[the club can't even handle me right now]

Okay, cool, I'm glad you agree, because I'm not really sure in the slightest, what I would have done, had you not.

...Uh, I gotta closet. Does that count?

Hey, any party that's full of good stuff to eat is okay in my book!

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oh i responded so fast i forgot to lovingly caress turbos heart with my word tendrils

NO I LIVE HERE X(

how dare you this romance is now swinging into raging bplack we are buttmesiseses now

why are we doing this again WHY...

in the land of makeouts and brotrayal

hat smooches u right their on the face

no we are stopping right now

broception..... broscrace.......

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this is just what all of our threads are in danger of turning into isn't it

brothrohal

pretty much always your fault though

...brouble....

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brouble brouble broil and brubble

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