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[Action; inside 1338 Benny]

[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach starts hurting after he downs a whole tin for some reason. This hasn't stopped him from baking dozens and dozens of them, though.

Anyone who comes into the kitchen of 1338 Benny will find Gamzee covered head to toe in flour, as well as what looks to be a minor explosion of various ingredients all over the countertops, including several that have no business being anywhere near a pie. The table, meanwhile, is stacked with piping hot pies. If this were one of Karkat's paleromcoms, this would be the incredibly pathetic scene where Gamzee starts wailing the lyrics to "All By Myself (Don't Wanna Be Culled Anymore)" at the top of his lungs.]


[Action; outside 1338 Benny]

[Having been scolded by both drone parents because 'boys shouldn't be doing girly activities like baking', Gamzee has relocated his table of pies outdoors and is currently munching on a slice. Taped across the table is a large sign that reads:



Gamzee looks kind of lonely, come share a slice with him? There's three different types of pies to choose from:

1) Regular pies: through the power of miracles, Gamzee has actually managed to bake pies that most people would be familiar with, like apple and banana cream and cherry.

2) Stoner pies: the ingredients in these are kind of weird! You might get a strange but nonetheless delicious one, like peanut butter chocolate potato chips pie, or a pie filled with ice cream and soda. On the other hand, you might also get one with hamburger meat and strawberry syrup.

3) Pot pies: they look like normal pies, but Gamzee's added a special ingredient that the greasers at the high school said would make miracles happen. He's not sure how a bag full of what looks like grass is supposed to accomplish this, but humans can be pretty weird sometimes! Don't worry, there isn't enough pot in these pies to get anyone sick, just high.]

Date: 2011-09-14 07:50 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] encored
I would argue against that, but clearly a miracle is the only thing keeping you alive at this point, especially if all of your friends are like yourself or Terezi. [an entire race of Gamzees and Terezis is actually kind of frightening to imagine......

points to the pie tin he'd taken his current slice from.]
...It isn't bad.

Date: 2011-09-16 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Hahaha, exactly! Always real glad to be meeting another believer, bro. And naaaaaw, all my friends be real unique and special up in their hearts and shit, ain't one who's like another.

[beams!] Thanks!

Date: 2011-09-16 06:06 am (UTC)
encored: (they have a plentiful lack of wit)
From: [personal profile] encored
[wow he doesn't have the heart or patience to point out all the sarcasm that just flew over his head....] I'm certain they're all wonderful and definitely don't spend their free time devouring notebooks.

At any rate, thank you. Your culinary skills could use some polishing, but at least these were immobile and didn't taste of charcoal briquettes, which is more than some can claim. [england.]

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