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miraculls[Action; inside 1338 Benny]
[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach starts hurting after he downs a whole tin for some reason. This hasn't stopped him from baking dozens and dozens of them, though.
Anyone who comes into the kitchen of 1338 Benny will find Gamzee covered head to toe in flour, as well as what looks to be a minor explosion of various ingredients all over the countertops, including several that have no business being anywhere near a pie. The table, meanwhile, is stacked with piping hot pies. If this were one of Karkat's paleromcoms, this would be the incredibly pathetic scene where Gamzee starts wailing the lyrics to "All By Myself (Don't Wanna Be Culled Anymore)" at the top of his lungs.]
[Action; outside 1338 Benny]
[Having been scolded by both drone parents because 'boys shouldn't be doing girly activities like baking', Gamzee has relocated his table of pies outdoors and is currently munching on a slice. Taped across the table is a large sign that reads:
Gamzee looks kind of lonely, come share a slice with him? There's three different types of pies to choose from:
1) Regular pies: through the power of miracles, Gamzee has actually managed to bake pies that most people would be familiar with, like apple and banana cream and cherry.
2) Stoner pies: the ingredients in these are kind of weird! You might get a strange but nonetheless delicious one, like peanut butter chocolate potato chips pie, or a pie filled with ice cream and soda. On the other hand, you might also get one with hamburger meat and strawberry syrup.
3) Pot pies: they look like normal pies, but Gamzee's added a special ingredient that the greasers at the high school said would make miracles happen. He's not sure how a bag full of what looks like grass is supposed to accomplish this, but humans can be pretty weird sometimes! Don't worry, there isn't enough pot in these pies to get anyone sick, just high.]
[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach starts hurting after he downs a whole tin for some reason. This hasn't stopped him from baking dozens and dozens of them, though.
Anyone who comes into the kitchen of 1338 Benny will find Gamzee covered head to toe in flour, as well as what looks to be a minor explosion of various ingredients all over the countertops, including several that have no business being anywhere near a pie. The table, meanwhile, is stacked with piping hot pies. If this were one of Karkat's paleromcoms, this would be the incredibly pathetic scene where Gamzee starts wailing the lyrics to "All By Myself (Don't Wanna Be Culled Anymore)" at the top of his lungs.]
[Action; outside 1338 Benny]
[Having been scolded by both drone parents because 'boys shouldn't be doing girly activities like baking', Gamzee has relocated his table of pies outdoors and is currently munching on a slice. Taped across the table is a large sign that reads:
Gamzee looks kind of lonely, come share a slice with him? There's three different types of pies to choose from:
1) Regular pies: through the power of miracles, Gamzee has actually managed to bake pies that most people would be familiar with, like apple and banana cream and cherry.
2) Stoner pies: the ingredients in these are kind of weird! You might get a strange but nonetheless delicious one, like peanut butter chocolate potato chips pie, or a pie filled with ice cream and soda. On the other hand, you might also get one with hamburger meat and strawberry syrup.
3) Pot pies: they look like normal pies, but Gamzee's added a special ingredient that the greasers at the high school said would make miracles happen. He's not sure how a bag full of what looks like grass is supposed to accomplish this, but humans can be pretty weird sometimes! Don't worry, there isn't enough pot in these pies to get anyone sick, just high.]
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Date: 2011-09-12 01:58 am (UTC)Yeah, sure! You can take an extra one to be giving to yourself once you see her again.
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Date: 2011-09-12 10:50 am (UTC)What's a motherfucker?
[She boggles]
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Date: 2011-09-12 05:00 pm (UTC)You are, chica! And so's everyone else. We all real cool motherfuckers up in here.
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Date: 2011-09-12 05:04 pm (UTC)And um, well, this is 1338 Benny, but where is it? I mean its no where near anywhere I know. Its like a place that stuck in no place and if we don't know where that is, we're lost! Or something!
[She flails then takes a piece of a pie that looks normal enough and tries it]
Banana cream... Chocolate.... And something else... Something crunchy... I don't think I've had a pie like this before.
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Date: 2011-09-12 09:37 pm (UTC)Uhhh...[no, Gamzee doesn't remember the name of the town, why...] We're in a miracle pink starmonkey town! Anyway, you don't gotta know where you are as long as you know it's somewhere you need to be. Just go with the flow, you know?
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Date: 2011-09-12 09:49 pm (UTC)But... They're all dead so probably not...
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Date: 2011-09-12 09:56 pm (UTC)[blinks] What's a Godwin? Shit, did your home planet all up and get destroyed too?
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Date: 2011-09-12 09:58 pm (UTC)No... But the Godwins tried to take over my country. My brother had to stop them. And I kind of need to get back... I'm supposed to be the Queen there.
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Date: 2011-09-12 10:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 10:16 pm (UTC)You don't have a Queen, or a King? Maybe an Emperor or Empress? They're all kind of the same thing.
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Date: 2011-09-12 10:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 10:27 pm (UTC)All I have is my rune...
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Date: 2011-09-12 10:37 pm (UTC)Your rune? What's that?
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Date: 2011-09-12 10:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 10:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 10:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 11:03 pm (UTC)That is one wicked powerful strife specibus.
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Date: 2011-09-12 11:10 pm (UTC)[She just looks confused]
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Date: 2011-09-12 11:20 pm (UTC)[claps his hands togther!
...nothing happens.]
...oh fuck, I forgot I don't got it in this town, whooooops haha.
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Date: 2011-09-12 11:27 pm (UTC)Oh I um.. Have knights for fighting... The sun rune is too dangerous. It can go out of control and... Well, blow up cities.
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Date: 2011-09-13 05:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-13 10:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-14 03:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-14 10:31 am (UTC)[She nods]
Maybe your world's sun rune just needs someone to get it to calm down?
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Date: 2011-09-16 03:59 am (UTC)(no subject)
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