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miraculls[Action; inside 1338 Benny]
[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach starts hurting after he downs a whole tin for some reason. This hasn't stopped him from baking dozens and dozens of them, though.
Anyone who comes into the kitchen of 1338 Benny will find Gamzee covered head to toe in flour, as well as what looks to be a minor explosion of various ingredients all over the countertops, including several that have no business being anywhere near a pie. The table, meanwhile, is stacked with piping hot pies. If this were one of Karkat's paleromcoms, this would be the incredibly pathetic scene where Gamzee starts wailing the lyrics to "All By Myself (Don't Wanna Be Culled Anymore)" at the top of his lungs.]
[Action; outside 1338 Benny]
[Having been scolded by both drone parents because 'boys shouldn't be doing girly activities like baking', Gamzee has relocated his table of pies outdoors and is currently munching on a slice. Taped across the table is a large sign that reads:
Gamzee looks kind of lonely, come share a slice with him? There's three different types of pies to choose from:
1) Regular pies: through the power of miracles, Gamzee has actually managed to bake pies that most people would be familiar with, like apple and banana cream and cherry.
2) Stoner pies: the ingredients in these are kind of weird! You might get a strange but nonetheless delicious one, like peanut butter chocolate potato chips pie, or a pie filled with ice cream and soda. On the other hand, you might also get one with hamburger meat and strawberry syrup.
3) Pot pies: they look like normal pies, but Gamzee's added a special ingredient that the greasers at the high school said would make miracles happen. He's not sure how a bag full of what looks like grass is supposed to accomplish this, but humans can be pretty weird sometimes! Don't worry, there isn't enough pot in these pies to get anyone sick, just high.]
[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach starts hurting after he downs a whole tin for some reason. This hasn't stopped him from baking dozens and dozens of them, though.
Anyone who comes into the kitchen of 1338 Benny will find Gamzee covered head to toe in flour, as well as what looks to be a minor explosion of various ingredients all over the countertops, including several that have no business being anywhere near a pie. The table, meanwhile, is stacked with piping hot pies. If this were one of Karkat's paleromcoms, this would be the incredibly pathetic scene where Gamzee starts wailing the lyrics to "All By Myself (Don't Wanna Be Culled Anymore)" at the top of his lungs.]
[Action; outside 1338 Benny]
[Having been scolded by both drone parents because 'boys shouldn't be doing girly activities like baking', Gamzee has relocated his table of pies outdoors and is currently munching on a slice. Taped across the table is a large sign that reads:
Gamzee looks kind of lonely, come share a slice with him? There's three different types of pies to choose from:
1) Regular pies: through the power of miracles, Gamzee has actually managed to bake pies that most people would be familiar with, like apple and banana cream and cherry.
2) Stoner pies: the ingredients in these are kind of weird! You might get a strange but nonetheless delicious one, like peanut butter chocolate potato chips pie, or a pie filled with ice cream and soda. On the other hand, you might also get one with hamburger meat and strawberry syrup.
3) Pot pies: they look like normal pies, but Gamzee's added a special ingredient that the greasers at the high school said would make miracles happen. He's not sure how a bag full of what looks like grass is supposed to accomplish this, but humans can be pretty weird sometimes! Don't worry, there isn't enough pot in these pies to get anyone sick, just high.]
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Date: 2011-09-11 05:15 pm (UTC)What's...what's in them?
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Date: 2011-09-12 01:59 am (UTC)Uhh...fuck, I forgot what I done put into most of them. Starmonkey grubchow, I guess?
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Date: 2011-09-12 05:42 am (UTC)[Yamame grabs a slice of pie...and chows down into that motherfucking miracle. She has partaken of a Stoner Pie
bold for miarcles!! She chews slowly...her face shifting from odd looks...to the gaze of someone who has tasted the jelly of God...to confused...and finally the most content of smiles.]Hehehe, you were right! It is um...what you said..."blessed of all pastries?"
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Date: 2011-09-12 05:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 06:28 am (UTC)Did you make these all by yourself??
[Oh she's grabbing more pieces and chowing down on them. Little girl can EAT.]
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Date: 2011-09-12 06:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 07:00 am (UTC)Whassa hivesis? Mmm! Whassa starmonkey??
You're funny!
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Date: 2011-09-12 05:02 pm (UTC)Hahaha, thanks! You're real funny too.
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Date: 2011-09-12 05:04 pm (UTC)Are starmonkeys humans? Yamame isn't human!
Oh, whatcher name?
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Date: 2011-09-12 09:37 pm (UTC)Gamzee Makara, honk! You?
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Date: 2011-09-13 03:24 am (UTC)I am Yamame Kurodani...I'm a Youkai! It's a pleasure to meet you, Gamzee-nii!
[Yamame does try her best to remember her manners sometimes.]
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Date: 2011-09-13 05:50 am (UTC)I ain't ever done heard of a youkai before, but it's a real motherfuckin' pleasure to meet you too!
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Date: 2011-09-13 01:49 pm (UTC)It's a motherfuckin pleasure to meet you too! Hehehehehehe!
Youkai are like...um...we're kinda like monsters! Except Yamame doesn't like to hurt people so I guess I'm not that much of a monster?
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Date: 2011-09-14 03:02 am (UTC)That's cool, I don't like to be getting my strife on with other people either. Can't be kicking any motherfuckin' friendships down the stairs if I'm all what hurting someone.
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Date: 2011-09-14 03:27 am (UTC)Yea, Yamame thinks so too! Killing humans isn't fun because then you can't be friends with them! [Yamame grabs another slice of pie...this one just happens to be rather normal.] Fighting is fun, though! Yamame makes friends that way sometimes too!
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Date: 2011-09-16 04:12 am (UTC)And I can be getting behind that sentiment. I ain't real good at strifing, but I got a bunch of friends who really like it, it's all chill.
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Date: 2011-09-16 04:48 pm (UTC)[Yamame disappears under the table, only to pop back up on the other side next to Gamzee. Why she couldn't just walk around it is anyone's guess.]
Yamame is going to stay here with Gamzee-nii and give away pies!