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miraculls[Action; inside 1338 Benny]
[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach starts hurting after he downs a whole tin for some reason. This hasn't stopped him from baking dozens and dozens of them, though.
Anyone who comes into the kitchen of 1338 Benny will find Gamzee covered head to toe in flour, as well as what looks to be a minor explosion of various ingredients all over the countertops, including several that have no business being anywhere near a pie. The table, meanwhile, is stacked with piping hot pies. If this were one of Karkat's paleromcoms, this would be the incredibly pathetic scene where Gamzee starts wailing the lyrics to "All By Myself (Don't Wanna Be Culled Anymore)" at the top of his lungs.]
[Action; outside 1338 Benny]
[Having been scolded by both drone parents because 'boys shouldn't be doing girly activities like baking', Gamzee has relocated his table of pies outdoors and is currently munching on a slice. Taped across the table is a large sign that reads:
Gamzee looks kind of lonely, come share a slice with him? There's three different types of pies to choose from:
1) Regular pies: through the power of miracles, Gamzee has actually managed to bake pies that most people would be familiar with, like apple and banana cream and cherry.
2) Stoner pies: the ingredients in these are kind of weird! You might get a strange but nonetheless delicious one, like peanut butter chocolate potato chips pie, or a pie filled with ice cream and soda. On the other hand, you might also get one with hamburger meat and strawberry syrup.
3) Pot pies: they look like normal pies, but Gamzee's added a special ingredient that the greasers at the high school said would make miracles happen. He's not sure how a bag full of what looks like grass is supposed to accomplish this, but humans can be pretty weird sometimes! Don't worry, there isn't enough pot in these pies to get anyone sick, just high.]
[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach starts hurting after he downs a whole tin for some reason. This hasn't stopped him from baking dozens and dozens of them, though.
Anyone who comes into the kitchen of 1338 Benny will find Gamzee covered head to toe in flour, as well as what looks to be a minor explosion of various ingredients all over the countertops, including several that have no business being anywhere near a pie. The table, meanwhile, is stacked with piping hot pies. If this were one of Karkat's paleromcoms, this would be the incredibly pathetic scene where Gamzee starts wailing the lyrics to "All By Myself (Don't Wanna Be Culled Anymore)" at the top of his lungs.]
[Action; outside 1338 Benny]
[Having been scolded by both drone parents because 'boys shouldn't be doing girly activities like baking', Gamzee has relocated his table of pies outdoors and is currently munching on a slice. Taped across the table is a large sign that reads:
Gamzee looks kind of lonely, come share a slice with him? There's three different types of pies to choose from:
1) Regular pies: through the power of miracles, Gamzee has actually managed to bake pies that most people would be familiar with, like apple and banana cream and cherry.
2) Stoner pies: the ingredients in these are kind of weird! You might get a strange but nonetheless delicious one, like peanut butter chocolate potato chips pie, or a pie filled with ice cream and soda. On the other hand, you might also get one with hamburger meat and strawberry syrup.
3) Pot pies: they look like normal pies, but Gamzee's added a special ingredient that the greasers at the high school said would make miracles happen. He's not sure how a bag full of what looks like grass is supposed to accomplish this, but humans can be pretty weird sometimes! Don't worry, there isn't enough pot in these pies to get anyone sick, just high.]
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Date: 2011-09-11 06:11 am (UTC)Did he...did he say anything about Terezi? I don't want them to be fighting anymore either.
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Date: 2011-09-11 06:20 am (UTC)I do not know anyone named Terezi... And he did not mention anyone with that name. [[she ponders for a few moments.]] He did bring up a girl. It was not a specific mention, it was a very brief thing, but he said something like... He thought she was important to him. And that you and that other person made him feel like nothing.
Is Terezi the other person involved in this? The girl?
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Date: 2011-09-11 06:28 am (UTC)Shiiiiiiit, that ain't true. Best friend's really, really, really motherfuckin' important to me too, I love him a lot. I know it's the same for blindtits, even if he ain't believing me or her about it. I just didn't have my thinkpan on right that night, I don't know why, otherwise I would have never done anything.
Yeah, that's her. I wish I knew how to make shit right between them again, it gets me down seeing them both all down because of this.
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Date: 2011-09-11 04:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-11 04:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-11 06:23 pm (UTC)I hope Karkat comes back to this home soon, and forgives you. Just as I would hope the same of my good friend if I did anything to hurt him. If you are truly sorry, and you have told him such, I do not know if there is anything more you can do, Gamzee. As you said, you must put faith in this friendship, and you must put faith in Karkat. [[one last pat on the head for good measure.]] I truly think it will turn out fine. You and Karkat are both good people. [[as far as she knows, at least. and anyway, she thinks the best of most people, really.]]
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Date: 2011-09-12 01:53 am (UTC)[looks considerably cheered up] Yeah, you're right. I just gotta get my chill on and wait for everything to be working itself out. Ain't no point in stressing my sponge when there's not much I can be doing to fix shit.
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Date: 2011-09-12 02:51 am (UTC)Exactly. It will all work out for the better, I feel. [[smiles all around!]]
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Date: 2011-09-12 05:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 05:33 am (UTC)Or, if you want, you can just come over to say hi. Or you can call me on the telephone! Whatever you wish to do!
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Date: 2011-09-12 05:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 05:58 am (UTC)Hurray! And you live, here, correct? I will make sure to remember! Motherfuckin' remember! [[she likes saying that word look what you've done gamzee.]]
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Date: 2011-09-12 06:08 am (UTC)Fuck yeah, you can be kicking your bad self on over here any time you want to be chilling. I bet you and hivesis would be real good motherfuckin' friends, too.
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Date: 2011-09-12 06:15 am (UTC)[[hivesis... give her a second to figure that out. she has to hand it to the trolls, they use a lot of words that trip her up. well, so do most people at mayfield, but the trolls especially have been making communication slightly more difficult. oh well, what is life without a challenge?!
when it finally clicks (hive=house! sis=... a girl! right? she's pretty sure!), she smiles.]] Really? I would very much like to meet this hivesis of yours, one day! I will make sure to come over and meet her as soon as I can.
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Date: 2011-09-12 06:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 06:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 04:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 08:47 pm (UTC)Ah, then we shall go to one! If one shows up again, that is. What kind of things do you do at the circus?
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Date: 2011-09-12 09:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 09:36 pm (UTC)I hope there is one soon! It will be so much fun, so go see all those things!
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Date: 2011-09-12 10:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 10:10 pm (UTC)she stops though, letting go of her face.]] Oh. Gamzee, I forgot, I need to go home! I have to make dinner and do the homework that I was assigned! I am sorry I cannot stay any longer...
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Date: 2011-09-12 10:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 10:21 pm (UTC)[[yes, she is asking for the peanut butter/chocolate/potato chip pie. she likes it that much.]]
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Date: 2011-09-12 10:38 pm (UTC)Thanks, sis! Go ahead and take the whole thing, it does me real good to send a pie home with someone who'll love it.
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