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[Action; inside 1338 Benny]

[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach starts hurting after he downs a whole tin for some reason. This hasn't stopped him from baking dozens and dozens of them, though.

Anyone who comes into the kitchen of 1338 Benny will find Gamzee covered head to toe in flour, as well as what looks to be a minor explosion of various ingredients all over the countertops, including several that have no business being anywhere near a pie. The table, meanwhile, is stacked with piping hot pies. If this were one of Karkat's paleromcoms, this would be the incredibly pathetic scene where Gamzee starts wailing the lyrics to "All By Myself (Don't Wanna Be Culled Anymore)" at the top of his lungs.]


[Action; outside 1338 Benny]

[Having been scolded by both drone parents because 'boys shouldn't be doing girly activities like baking', Gamzee has relocated his table of pies outdoors and is currently munching on a slice. Taped across the table is a large sign that reads:



Gamzee looks kind of lonely, come share a slice with him? There's three different types of pies to choose from:

1) Regular pies: through the power of miracles, Gamzee has actually managed to bake pies that most people would be familiar with, like apple and banana cream and cherry.

2) Stoner pies: the ingredients in these are kind of weird! You might get a strange but nonetheless delicious one, like peanut butter chocolate potato chips pie, or a pie filled with ice cream and soda. On the other hand, you might also get one with hamburger meat and strawberry syrup.

3) Pot pies: they look like normal pies, but Gamzee's added a special ingredient that the greasers at the high school said would make miracles happen. He's not sure how a bag full of what looks like grass is supposed to accomplish this, but humans can be pretty weird sometimes! Don't worry, there isn't enough pot in these pies to get anyone sick, just high.]

Date: 2011-09-10 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beermark.livejournal.com
( as he's walking by, he kind of veers and stops in front of the pie stand with an important observation: ) Ya look weird.

Date: 2011-09-10 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
[he actually hasn't regained his troll body yet, so he's still a normal thirteen year old human!

...albeit one wearing clown make-up so uh yeah still pretty weird]


Really? How so, brother?

Date: 2011-09-10 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beermark.livejournal.com
( WHOOPS my bad but good enough. ) I dunno, in general.

Date: 2011-09-10 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Haha, you think so? Is it because I'm all starmonkey now? I don't usually up and look like this.

Date: 2011-09-10 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beermark.livejournal.com
It's 'cause yer wearing makeup.

I mean, if yer a guy who likes makeup that's okay, I'm open minded, but it's weird makeup.

Date: 2011-09-10 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
It's the blessed paint of the motherfuckin' mirthful messiahs, bro, I gotta be wearing it. If you wanna get yourself up and religified, I can be showing you how to do it, honk!

Date: 2011-09-10 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beermark.livejournal.com
It's religious? ( he just thinks, "like the dot thing in India's house?" )

Date: 2011-09-11 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Yeah, bro. Means I got all my worship on the mirthful messiahs and their miracles.

Date: 2011-09-11 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
The harshwhimsical cult that generations of subjugglators been following before me, brother. [and by generations, he means more like one...] You wanna join up?

Date: 2011-09-11 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Lots of shit! Mainly, we kick the wicked elixir, slam a pie, and lay down some sick motherfuckin' beats while waiting for the vast motherfuckin' honk to come. Sometimes we all be trying to master the one-wheeled device too.

Date: 2011-09-11 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beermark.livejournal.com
( slowly

tilts head what was that. all of that. )

Date: 2011-09-11 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
[tilts his head too

stares at Denmark for a few moments]


Shit, what were we talking about again?

Date: 2011-09-11 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Oh, yeah!

You wanna try some?

Date: 2011-09-11 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
[the blankest of looks]

Uhh, yeah. What's that got to do with anything?

Date: 2011-09-11 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beermark.livejournal.com
Well… It just does.

Date: 2011-09-11 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Hahaha, is this another weird starmonkey thing? So you saying that there ain't any starmonkey clowns or juggabros? Shit, that's real motherfuckin' sad.

Date: 2011-09-11 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beermark.livejournal.com
I dunno what a starmonkey or a jugg-thing is! But is it sad?

Date: 2011-09-11 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
You're a motherfuckin' pink starmonkey, bro! And I guess I am too right now, haha. And naaaaw, clowns and juggabros ain't sad, they go around spreading their harshwhimsical everyone so every motherfucker can be having a smile on their face.

Date: 2011-09-11 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beermark.livejournal.com
I don't understand yer words at all! ( said cheerfully. )

Date: 2011-09-11 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
It's cool. You ain't gotta understand a motherfucker's words as long as you get what their vascular pumps are all up and fronting, you dig? [said just as cheerfully! this is a great combination]

Date: 2011-09-11 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beermark.livejournal.com
Oh, yeah, I understand what ya mean! It's the message that's important! I think Kierkegaard said something like that once! ( yeahhhh in-stride buddies. )

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