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[Action; inside 1338 Benny]

[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach starts hurting after he downs a whole tin for some reason. This hasn't stopped him from baking dozens and dozens of them, though.

Anyone who comes into the kitchen of 1338 Benny will find Gamzee covered head to toe in flour, as well as what looks to be a minor explosion of various ingredients all over the countertops, including several that have no business being anywhere near a pie. The table, meanwhile, is stacked with piping hot pies. If this were one of Karkat's paleromcoms, this would be the incredibly pathetic scene where Gamzee starts wailing the lyrics to "All By Myself (Don't Wanna Be Culled Anymore)" at the top of his lungs.]


[Action; outside 1338 Benny]

[Having been scolded by both drone parents because 'boys shouldn't be doing girly activities like baking', Gamzee has relocated his table of pies outdoors and is currently munching on a slice. Taped across the table is a large sign that reads:



Gamzee looks kind of lonely, come share a slice with him? There's three different types of pies to choose from:

1) Regular pies: through the power of miracles, Gamzee has actually managed to bake pies that most people would be familiar with, like apple and banana cream and cherry.

2) Stoner pies: the ingredients in these are kind of weird! You might get a strange but nonetheless delicious one, like peanut butter chocolate potato chips pie, or a pie filled with ice cream and soda. On the other hand, you might also get one with hamburger meat and strawberry syrup.

3) Pot pies: they look like normal pies, but Gamzee's added a special ingredient that the greasers at the high school said would make miracles happen. He's not sure how a bag full of what looks like grass is supposed to accomplish this, but humans can be pretty weird sometimes! Don't worry, there isn't enough pot in these pies to get anyone sick, just high.]

Date: 2011-09-10 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
[oh, well, if that's the one she wants, he can't keep it to himself

hands the pie to her ;u;]


Yeah, ain't no point in charging when it don't look like any of you starmonkeys carry my special stardust. Besides, I can't be asking people to pay for miracles, that just ain't cool.

lmao I didn't meant that literally but ok

Date: 2011-09-10 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] battymadam.livejournal.com
[takes the pie from him... but he was already eating it so maybe she should ask.]

Oh, did you want to share this sweetie? You looked like you were enjoying it!

LMFAO OH I SEE HAHAHA SORRY

Date: 2011-09-10 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Naaaw, sis, every pie be tasting better if I get to share it with a motherfuckin' friend. But if it ain't the one you want, you can pick another.

NO PROB I CAN ROLL WITH IT

Date: 2011-09-11 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] battymadam.livejournal.com
That's fine! I'm sure all of them are delicious, hehehe.

[She grabs a fork and takes a big bite.]

Date: 2011-09-11 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
[Madame Foster gets an ice cream float pie! It's sort of all melted by now, though....]

Yeah, every pie's got someone out there waiting to rub their taste receptor buds all over it. It's just like one of best friend's movies, haha. [no Gamzee no it is not...]

Date: 2011-09-11 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] battymadam.livejournal.com
Your friend watches movies about eating pie??

[eats absently while talking]

Hmm, nice and sloshy!

Date: 2011-09-11 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Uhhh...haha, I actually ain't really sure what half his movies are about, they're all too motherfuckin' complicated and shit for me to be following.

You think so? Shit, sister, go ahead and have another if you like it.

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