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Gamzee Makara ([personal profile] miraculls) wrote2011-09-10 03:05 pm

fOuR | aCtIoN

[Action; inside 1338 Benny]

[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach starts hurting after he downs a whole tin for some reason. This hasn't stopped him from baking dozens and dozens of them, though.

Anyone who comes into the kitchen of 1338 Benny will find Gamzee covered head to toe in flour, as well as what looks to be a minor explosion of various ingredients all over the countertops, including several that have no business being anywhere near a pie. The table, meanwhile, is stacked with piping hot pies. If this were one of Karkat's paleromcoms, this would be the incredibly pathetic scene where Gamzee starts wailing the lyrics to "All By Myself (Don't Wanna Be Culled Anymore)" at the top of his lungs.]


[Action; outside 1338 Benny]

[Having been scolded by both drone parents because 'boys shouldn't be doing girly activities like baking', Gamzee has relocated his table of pies outdoors and is currently munching on a slice. Taped across the table is a large sign that reads:



Gamzee looks kind of lonely, come share a slice with him? There's three different types of pies to choose from:

1) Regular pies: through the power of miracles, Gamzee has actually managed to bake pies that most people would be familiar with, like apple and banana cream and cherry.

2) Stoner pies: the ingredients in these are kind of weird! You might get a strange but nonetheless delicious one, like peanut butter chocolate potato chips pie, or a pie filled with ice cream and soda. On the other hand, you might also get one with hamburger meat and strawberry syrup.

3) Pot pies: they look like normal pies, but Gamzee's added a special ingredient that the greasers at the high school said would make miracles happen. He's not sure how a bag full of what looks like grass is supposed to accomplish this, but humans can be pretty weird sometimes! Don't worry, there isn't enough pot in these pies to get anyone sick, just high.]

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Whooooooooooooooa.

That is one wicked powerful strife specibus.

[identity profile] solarhussyalert.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Strife specibus?

[She just looks confused]

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, the shit what you be using to fight with. Here, I'll show you mine.

[claps his hands togther!

...nothing happens.]


...oh fuck, I forgot I don't got it in this town, whooooops haha.

[identity profile] solarhussyalert.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[She sighs and looks down]

Oh I um.. Have knights for fighting... The sun rune is too dangerous. It can go out of control and... Well, blow up cities.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Just going to go ahead and completely misinterpret that...] Yeah, we gotta be fighting and doing shit during the night too back in our world. Kanaya can run around while the sun's up because she's a motherfuckin' miracle, but the rest of us motherfuckers gotta be staying inside.

[identity profile] solarhussyalert.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
You don't go out in the sun? Isn't that kind of sad being in the dark all the time?

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, the sun back home what all burns us trolls. Ain't the fun kinda sick fires. And not really? Haha, it's real motherfuckin' weird you starmonkeys catch your snooze on during night, but I like it - everything's all bright and colorful on this miracle planet.

[identity profile] solarhussyalert.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the sun... Where I come from, it makes the crops grow and makes everything warm! Its really nice!

[She nods]

Maybe your world's sun rune just needs someone to get it to calm down?

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Whooooooooooooooooooa. You think the sun needs a moirail? Shit, that's...that's the best motherfuckin' genius idea I've ever done heard.

[identity profile] solarhussyalert.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what a moirail is but.. It works for my world so... Maybe?